That Darn Little Johnny....

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Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, baby Russ was born
without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they
came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The
mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?" Yes, the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor
said he will have 20/20 vision ."

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be outta-luck if he
needs glasses."

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