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phjrsaunt
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by phjrsaunt »
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.

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SMLCHNG
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SharkOnLand
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by SharkOnLand »
"home insemination"
That's how my wife got pregnant twice.
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STL PARROTHEAD
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green1
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by green1 »
So does s/he qualify for maternity leave? Will s/he fill out the birth form as father or mother?
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Capt.Flock
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comemonday
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FunkHouse9
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by FunkHouse9 »
I imagine that labor and delivery will be like trying to pass the world's largest kidney stone.
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phjrsaunt
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by phjrsaunt »
green1 wrote:So does s/he qualify for maternity leave? Will s/he fill out the birth form as father or mother?
I don't know, man. It's Oregon...it's entirely possible.
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carolinagirl
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by carolinagirl »
How can (s)he have a beard if he's not continuing testosterone therapy? Or maybe the beard hairs are surgically implanted too?
Or maybe tattooed!
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ph4ever
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by ph4ever »
home insemination?? What did he/she use a turkey baster???

Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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PIA
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by PIA »
so shes a he-shhh a he-sheee
so does that mean IT did the deed with himself/herself?
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rich_big
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by rich_big »
makes it seem all the weird stuff I have done in my life is not that strange.
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pojo
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by pojo »
home insemination.... isn't that how most pregnancies start out?
All I can remember is the Arnold movie, I think called Junior..... and that movie was interesting!
If s/he's 5mo pregnant.... s/he's mighty large!
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RinglingRingling
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by RinglingRingling »
SharkOnLand wrote:"home insemination"
That's how my wife got pregnant twice.
so much for the story about the stork and eating watermelon seeds...
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carolinagirl
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by carolinagirl »
rich_big wrote:makes it seem all the weird stuff I have done in my life is not that strange.
For some reason, this made me laugh out loud!
Yeah, I guess s/he sets the bar pretty high for the rest of the "guys"....
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docandjeanie
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by docandjeanie »
Weird, I guess he is still a she, and will be very rich, if true, american's love their freak show