BN CRITTERS ... how it all began

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » April 29, 2008 9:05 am

Carolinadreamin' wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:That's a good one!
I see Bits made it into Critterville, too!
Yep...He needs to change his sig picture now..

SP? This is hilarious!

now...time for coffee!
I wonder if he will be happy with being the postman instead of the Walmart greeter?!?!?
postmen make more money....which means more fun tickets
Does 'Bits remind anyone of Cliff Claven from CHEERS?? maybe that's why SP made him a postman
OMG.....that's what I was thinking!!!

... errr, not so much ...

"Well you see, Norm, it’s like this … a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » April 29, 2008 9:06 am

Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:
balcony girls wrote:. .gonna add another * * standing ovation from the balcony * * . .! !

. .your strippin talents are beyond extraordinary . .! !

. .
BG, where's your "I'm a Stripper" signature?

. . ummmm . . I kinda figured not too many peeps want to read a 60+ female proclaim " I'm a BN Stripper " . .

. . just saving a lot of y'all from a most certain * *shudder * * . .

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » April 29, 2008 9:08 am

flipflopgirl wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:That's a good one!
I see Bits made it into Critterville, too!
Yep...He needs to change his sig picture now..

SP? This is hilarious!

now...time for coffee!
I wonder if he will be happy with being the postman instead of the Walmart greeter?!?!?

I was hoping for unemployed beachcomber ..... of course, now I really can go "postal".
"Stand back, I've got a box of cereal and I'm not afraid to use it!"

pbans · Post by **pbans** » April 29, 2008 9:13 am

Good stuff......great way to start the morning!

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » April 29, 2008 9:14 am

... but maybe...

"Jerry, all this Cereal and no Alpha Bits"

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » April 29, 2008 9:55 am

BTW - for those old enough to remember, the postman (Lovable Truly) was part of Alpha-Bits commercials in the 60's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shaXljVC0kc

lovin_jimmy · Post by **lovin_jimmy** » April 29, 2008 10:48 am

ok, I am a little late finding this. i just read all 26 pages and love it!
you rock SP!!

citcat · Post by **citcat** » April 29, 2008 12:35 pm

I tried to copy the smaller version of the sig line thingie, but when I 'submitted', it said my "SIGNATURE LINE WAS TOO BIG". !!

I might be a little insulted.

But I'll keep working on it.

and you know what they say about 'mites'........

THEY'S ON CHICKEN'S A$$es !!!

why does nobody get that joke?

East Texas Parrothead · April 29, 2008 12:36 pm

Thanks for all the hard work.

RAYRO · Post by **RAYRO** » April 29, 2008 1:11 pm

LMAO!!!!!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » April 29, 2008 1:18 pm

surfpirate wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: OMG.................... i think we need to get a DUCK as this year's MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckett does seem to be emerging as the Mickey Mouse of Critterville doesn't he?
It's Landshark Thursday with the BN Critters.

~~~~ surfpirate

THURSDAY, 24 APRIL 2008

Hey Bits, when you read the strip backwards, you'll discover that Paul is dead.

my beard isn't that grey, yet.

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » April 29, 2008 2:28 pm

Tropic_Al wrote:Too Funny SP!

Checked out the phlockers & not too impressed. I like our group of lunatics here better.

Funny, they look like all the same lunatics to me!

I love this, SP!!!

Woo HOOO, BITTTS !!!! You go, boy.... Deliver that mail!

"POST" Alphabits, get it???

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » April 29, 2008 2:31 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: OMG.................... i think we need to get a DUCK as this year's MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckett does seem to be emerging as the Mickey Mouse of Critterville doesn't he?
It's Landshark Thursday with the BN Critters.

~~~~ surfpirate

THURSDAY, 24 APRIL 2008

Hey Bits, when you read the strip backwards, you'll discover that Paul is dead.
my beard isn't that grey, yet.

Hey, Ringling, I thought your beard was red???

That's the High Order Guru with the grey beard.

Isn't it?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » April 29, 2008 3:18 pm

carolinagirl wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: OMG.................... i think we need to get a DUCK as this year's MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckett does seem to be emerging as the Mickey Mouse of Critterville doesn't he?
It's Landshark Thursday with the BN Critters.

~~~~ surfpirate

THURSDAY, 24 APRIL 2008

Hey Bits, when you read the strip backwards, you'll discover that Paul is dead.
my beard isn't that grey, yet.
Hey, Ringling, I thought your beard was red???

That's the High Order Guru with the grey beard. Isn't it?

so evidently I am the one behind the bar.

my mistake, because I was drinking Shiner the last two dozen trips to TX

citcat · Post by **citcat** » April 29, 2008 4:30 pm

Without a cigar in the bartender's hook, it's a mystery!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 29, 2008 4:42 pm

With the "P" on his hat, I thought the bartender was Capt. P.

Martyritaville · Post by **Martyritaville** » April 29, 2008 7:09 pm

alphabits wrote:BTW - for those old enough to remember, the postman (Lovable Truly) was part of Alpha-Bits commercials in the 60's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shaXljVC0kc

I think it's perfect that you're a "post-man" in the strip - since you are the man when it comes to posting.

Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the postman laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)

Anybody know who did the voice for Loveable Truly? It sounds really familiar.

"Brilliant" job, SP!

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » April 29, 2008 9:08 pm

LIPH wrote:With the "P" on his hat, I thought the bartender was Capt. P.

I thought so too.....

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 29, 2008 9:24 pm

Makes my day, every day.

And I'll get those stories to you as soon as I can, SP!!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » April 29, 2008 9:45 pm

Martyritaville wrote:
alphabits wrote:BTW - for those old enough to remember, the postman (Lovable Truly) was part of Alpha-Bits commercials in the 60's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shaXljVC0kc
I think it's perfect that you're a "post-man" in the strip - since you are the man when it comes to posting.

Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the postman laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)

Anybody know who did the voice for Loveable Truly? It sounds really familiar.

"Brilliant" job, SP!

Here's a site with info ...... http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-post3.html
(according to this site, the guy's name was Bob McFadden)