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Posted: August 1, 2008 1:12 am
by pbans
piratenurse wrote:mjeischen wrote:These shirts make lovely gifts for those who recently underwent breast enhancements, won a million dollars, prefer loving themselves with technology, recently ran over an animal in the road, who truely appreciate their proctologist or gynecologist . . . .
The possibilities are endless . . .
Love the shirt..are you selling and donating proceeds or are you the recipient of the proceeds? I don't meet any of the above criteria...although I wish I could qualify for one or two.....turned 49 (ouch) today and it was not the best of days...had to fire someone ( I hate that)...my BF is working tonight...my kids forgot my birthday...(26 and 17, almost 18 and 27...and omg, can I ever be done with raising kids please?). Is it Vegas yet?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......
and honestly, no.....I don't think you're ever done raising kids.......
Posted: August 1, 2008 1:37 am
by piratenurse
pbans wrote:piratenurse wrote:mjeischen wrote:These shirts make lovely gifts for those who recently underwent breast enhancements, won a million dollars, prefer loving themselves with technology, recently ran over an animal in the road, who truely appreciate their proctologist or gynecologist . . . .
The possibilities are endless . . .
Love the shirt..are you selling and donating proceeds or are you the recipient of the proceeds? I don't meet any of the above criteria...although I wish I could qualify for one or two.....turned 49 (ouch) today and it was not the best of days...had to fire someone ( I hate that)...my BF is working tonight...my kids forgot my birthday...(26 and 17, almost 18 and 27...and omg, can I ever be done with raising kids please?). Is it Vegas yet?
Thank you so much. I really think that someone should make you sign a disclaimer when you give birth that says you understand what this little venture entails. Requiring a license and passing a test would be even better. I remember when my kids were little and I couldn't wait for them to get older so things would be easier....Yeah, right!!! Today, I would gladly take a toddler climbing on top of the fridge compared to the antics I have with the older ones. At least I have insurance for falls off a refridgerator; I can't find a policy for common sense for young'uns.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......
and honestly, no.....I don't think you're ever done raising kids.......
Posted: August 1, 2008 3:56 am
by Dutch Harbor PH
Posted: August 1, 2008 5:17 am
by RinglingRingling
Happy Birthday. hope it is a good one
Posted: August 1, 2008 5:32 am
by RinglingRingling
mjeischen wrote:These shirts make lovely gifts for those who recently underwent breast enhancements, won a million dollars, prefer loving themselves with technology, recently ran over an animal in the road, who truely appreciate their proctologist or gynecologist . . . .
The possibilities are endless . . .
a full iPod says love to most nerds..
Posted: August 1, 2008 7:41 am
by fabduo
Happy Birthday PN -I'll buy you a belated b'day drink when we get to Vegas in a little over 2 months -can you wait that long???
And we will let you have an extra dance on the pole
Posted: August 1, 2008 8:24 am
by mjeischen
piratenurse wrote:mjeischen wrote:These shirts make lovely gifts for those who recently underwent breast enhancements, won a million dollars, prefer loving themselves with technology, recently ran over an animal in the road, who truely appreciate their proctologist or gynecologist . . . .
The possibilities are endless . . .
Love the shirt..are you selling and donating proceeds or are you the recipient of the proceeds? I don't meet any of the above criteria...although I wish I could qualify for one or two.....turned 49 (ouch) today and it was not the best of days...had to fire someone ( I hate that)...my BF is working tonight...my kids forgot my birthday...(26 and 17, almost 18 and 27...and omg, can I ever be done with raising kids please?). Is it Vegas yet?
I am the recipient and will use the proceeds to go to Vegas where I may begin the process of putting myself in a state to require a liver transplant . . . then I'll make anouther shirt for that to raise money for a new liver . . . It's a vicious circle really.
Posted: August 1, 2008 8:30 am
by karat
Happy Birthday PirateRN
Yeah I know NURSE!!!
Yet another to share a drink with in Vegas! It will be a great time!!!
Posted: August 1, 2008 8:36 am
by Seas in my veins
Happy Bday PN. I got you a free pole dance on the party bus....enjoy
Posted: August 1, 2008 11:51 am
by Candyman
piratenurse wrote:mjeischen wrote:These shirts make lovely gifts for those who recently underwent breast enhancements, won a million dollars, prefer loving themselves with technology, recently ran over an animal in the road, who truely appreciate their proctologist or gynecologist . . . .
The possibilities are endless . . .
Love the shirt..are you selling and donating proceeds or are you the recipient of the proceeds? I don't meet any of the above criteria...although I wish I could qualify for one or two.....turned 49 (ouch) today and it was not the best of days...had to fire someone ( I hate that)...my BF is working tonight...my kids forgot my birthday...(26 and 17, almost 18 and 27...and omg, can I ever be done with raising kids please?). Is it Vegas yet?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:13 pm
by Dutch Harbor PH
Candyman wrote:piratenurse wrote:mjeischen wrote:These shirts make lovely gifts for those who recently underwent breast enhancements, won a million dollars, prefer loving themselves with technology, recently ran over an animal in the road, who truely appreciate their proctologist or gynecologist . . . .
The possibilities are endless . . .
Love the shirt..are you selling and donating proceeds or are you the recipient of the proceeds? I don't meet any of the above criteria...although I wish I could qualify for one or two.....turned 49 (ouch) today and it was not the best of days...had to fire someone ( I hate that)...my BF is working tonight...my kids forgot my birthday...(26 and 17, almost 18 and 27...and omg, can I ever be done with raising kids please?). Is it Vegas yet?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Candyman's.....Are we still planning to carpool or caravan from San Diego to LV...??????
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:18 pm
by flipflopgirl
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:22 pm
by conched
She claimed she was a dancer....
Heck...anyone can do a pole dance on the MONORAIL!
This is gonna be so fun.
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:26 pm
by flipflopgirl
conched wrote:
She claimed she was a dancer....
Heck...anyone can do a pole dance on the MONORAIL!
This is gonna be so fun.
NANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you gonna come on the party bus?!?!?
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:27 pm
by Seas in my veins
Strictly ballroom, this will be a first.
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:28 pm
by flipflopgirl
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:30 pm
by conched
flipflopgirl wrote:conched wrote:
She claimed she was a dancer....
Heck...anyone can do a pole dance on the MONORAIL!
This is gonna be so fun.
NANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you gonna come on the party bus?!?!?
Probably not. I'll spend that evening with mr conched.
Posted: August 1, 2008 2:42 pm
by gingerbreadman
conched wrote:
She claimed she was a dancer....
Heck...anyone can do a pole dance on the MONORAIL!
This is gonna be so fun.
Hey... not JUST anyone!
Posted: August 1, 2008 3:00 pm
by conched
Yeah, Dave! Anyone!!!
Posted: August 1, 2008 3:17 pm
by flipflopgirl
