With the defenses of the NFL now getting the same technology as the QB's, here are the top 10 things that will be overheard on it (as stated on fannation.com)
10. How did Chris Henry make bail?
9. Just because the cheerleader warmed up in front of you doesn't mean she's "into" you
8. That's OK, I don't really know what "Cover 2" means either
7. Smile for the Patriots' cameras!
6. That's the lamest tackle I've seen since the opener to The Andy Griffith Show
5. Don't worry about a gameplan, I just saw Jessica Simpson
4. I guarantee you Ray Lewis doesn't talk back, which incidentally is why he made such a lousy witness
3. Right Silk Niner Bronco Zip ... ahh, just tackle the guy with the damn ball
2. We don't have all day, Game 4 of the Royals-Nats World Series starts in two hours
1. Sorry, no play, I've been prepping for the WYOJ contest
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