A joke by George Carlin

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A joke by George Carlin

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Several months ago, a friend told me that when he was cleaning his garage he threw his back out. I told him it was probably over-enthusiasm. Sometimes when you're cleaning, you get carried away and throw out something you intended to keep. The next time I ran into him he seemed to have learned his lesson. He had recently cleaned out his attic, but this time he didn't throw out his back. He gave it to Goodwill.
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:roll: come on you can do better than that
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Post by OystersandBeer »

100% without a doubt not a George Carlin joke. Hell, that wasn't even good enough to be a Carlos Mencia joke.

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Post by Gooney Bird »

I got the same joke on the same day from our "Orgy of Georgie" calendar.

So, yup, it is George Carlin and I thought it was funny.

It takes all kinds, I guess.
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:o :o
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Post by popcornjack »

Gooney Bird wrote:I got the same joke on the same day from our "Orgy of Georgie" calendar.

So, yup, it is George Carlin and I thought it was funny.

It takes all kinds, I guess.
:lol: :lol: I was gonna say "I think Ravi has the same day-a-page George Carlin calendar I have."
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Post by chrisintampa »

is that really george carlin ?
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