A joke by George Carlin
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A joke by George Carlin
Several months ago, a friend told me that when he was cleaning his garage he threw his back out. I told him it was probably over-enthusiasm. Sometimes when you're cleaning, you get carried away and throw out something you intended to keep. The next time I ran into him he seemed to have learned his lesson. He had recently cleaned out his attic, but this time he didn't throw out his back. He gave it to Goodwill.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Gooney Bird wrote:I got the same joke on the same day from our "Orgy of Georgie" calendar.
So, yup, it is George Carlin and I thought it was funny.
It takes all kinds, I guess.
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I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
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