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britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » April 21, 2008 10:51 am

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

'I'll give you a bag of candies if you get in the car', said the male driver

'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

How about a bag of candies and $10?' asked the driver.

'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.

'What about a bag of candies and FIFTY dollars, eh'? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

'No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!' answered the boy

'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you $100 and a bag of candies', the driver offered.

'NO,' screamed the boy.

'What will it take to get you into the car'? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied,

'Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it.'

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » April 21, 2008 11:08 am

what's a skoda?

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » April 21, 2008 11:43 am

Ukulady wrote:what's a skoda?

I have no idea either.

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » April 21, 2008 11:44 am

FunkHouse9 wrote:
Ukulady wrote:what's a skoda?
I have no idea either.

I had to look it up as well... a car. I didn't see anything really wrong w/ it personally, but the joke was cute.

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » April 21, 2008 5:32 pm

I thougth you had Skodas in the US.

It is a reaaly crap car, that no one want to own, but many do. because it is cheap!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 23, 2008 8:43 pm

Dutch Harbor PH · Post by **Dutch Harbor PH** » April 23, 2008 8:46 pm

britparrothead wrote:One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

'I'll give you a bag of candies if you get in the car', said the male driver

'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

How about a bag of candies and $10?' asked the driver.

'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.

'What about a bag of candies and FIFTY dollars, eh'? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

'No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!' answered the boy

'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you $100 and a bag of candies', the driver offered.

'NO,' screamed the boy.

'What will it take to get you into the car'? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied,

'Listen Dad, you bought the Yugo, you live with it.'

Fixed it for ya....

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » April 24, 2008 12:37 am

to me a skoda is a fancy import.

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » April 24, 2008 6:25 am

A Yugo. is a much classier car than a Skoda!!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » April 24, 2008 6:43 am

Skoda.. Czech-made. Tho, Skoda Industries does/did make a nice little machine pistol I believe.

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » April 24, 2008 10:25 am

Wanna see a cheap car, check out this;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOnQpP5haUQ

tropicalfever · Post by **tropicalfever** » April 24, 2008 1:42 pm

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