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I was just watching one of those worlds most bizzre whatever on Spike.

I love watching these shows because sometimes they show a cop that is so witty and funny you fall of the couch laughing.

Here is one case. This chic gets pulled over for speeding. She tells the cop is on the run from these people that are chasing her across the country to kill her. They will then clone her. and the clone will replace her and nobody will know she is dead.

Instead of asking the lady if she had been drinking or is on medication he asks her " How do I know I am not talking to the clone right now? " hahahaaha. So funny.

She did not know by the way.

There was another where a DD hit a cop car all ready in the process of issuing another DUI. He goes up to the driver side of the truck that hit his car and the driver says " I pooed my pants " the officer says " I can smell that " ahahahahhaha.

I am wondering if there are any comic cops on here with witty lines they have used.

oh this is too funny that you should ask this today!

I like the ones with witty comments back at the cops better. Thinks we've thought but could never say in fear of a serious beat down.

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:oh this is too funny that you should ask this today!

Five of my girlfriends were roadtripping in college once and got pulled over by the Sherrif for speeding. When the Sherrif came to their window, my friend said, "I don't suppose you're here to sell us tickets to the Sherrif's Ball, are you?" To which he replied, "No, Miss, I'm afraid Sherrif's don't have Balls."
Well you can imagine the uproar that statement caused in the car!
Apparently the Sherrif was so embarrased, he turned heel, walked right back to his car and drove away.

That voicemail made my day, BTW. After dealing with over 120 in under an hour and 15, I totally needed that laugh.