Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22...
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road...
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...
#4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...
#3 - A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look fat?'...
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it..
...AND...the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman..............
YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!
Guns vs Women
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