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frognot
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Future Politician

Post by frognot »

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

He's off to a good start . . .


http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390- ... rticle=tru
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Post by SharkOnLand »

Why didn't I ever think of that? [smilie=loopyblicking.gif] [smilie=shake.gif] [smilie=spank.gif]
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Post by comemonday »

"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

That's hilarious... except for the father, of course!
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Post by SharkOnLand »

Hell, they could've payed ME $1000 a night to sit in a hotel room and play Halo.... :lol:
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