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Gulfbreeze wrote:

z-man wrote:For the polo tailgate

I didn't know there was such a thing.

We will be about 30 minutes from the Malyn,
come join us!
http://www.sarasotapolo.com

PM me if you need my cell

if this is too short of notice, the next polo tailgate will be Jan 25

flipflopgirl wrote:I'm gonna ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

The kid won't be.

Been a little overworked and underpaid these days...if the little bastid busts in front of me at the ice cream bar...they have an 80/20 chance that I'll tell them..."go ahead little one, enjoy your cone before me this time, it won't happen again"

z-man wrote: We will be about 30 minutes from the Malyn,
come join us!
http://www.sarasotapolo.com

PM me if you need my cell

if this is too short of notice, the next polo tailgate will be Jan 25

No can do. If I get within 30 yards of a horse my lips get numb and my eyes start to twitch.

Gulfbreeze wrote:

z-man wrote: We will be about 30 minutes from the Malyn,
come join us!
http://www.sarasotapolo.com

PM me if you need my cell

if this is too short of notice, the next polo tailgate will be Jan 25

No can do. If I get within 30 yards of a horse my lips get numb and my eyes start to twitch.

there is a 10 yard buffer area between the playing field and our tailgate,
will you settle for 30 ft instead of 30 yards?

We'll give you enough beer and margaritas that you won't notice the horses!

z-man wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:

z-man wrote: We will be about 30 minutes from the Malyn,
come join us!
http://www.sarasotapolo.com

PM me if you need my cell

if this is too short of notice, the next polo tailgate will be Jan 25

No can do. If I get within 30 yards of a horse my lips get numb and my eyes start to twitch.

there is a 10 yard buffer area between the playing field and our tailgate,
will you settle for 30 ft instead of 30 yards?

We'll give you enough beer and margaritas that you won't notice the horses!

I think Breeze's problem is all psychosomatic ..... traumatic memories of his prom date.

alphabits wrote:

z-man wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:If I get within 30 yards of a horse my lips get numb and my eyes start to twitch.

there is a 10 yard buffer area between the playing field and our tailgate,
will you settle for 30 ft instead of 30 yards?

We'll give you enough beer and margaritas that you won't notice the horses!

I think Breeze's problem is all psychosomatic ..... traumatic memories of his prom date.

Or maybe saw 'The Godfather' a few too many times

z-man wrote:

alphabits wrote:

z-man wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:If I get within 30 yards of a horse my lips get numb and my eyes start to twitch.

there is a 10 yard buffer area between the playing field and our tailgate,
will you settle for 30 ft instead of 30 yards?

We'll give you enough beer and margaritas that you won't notice the horses!

I think Breeze's problem is all psychosomatic ..... traumatic memories of his prom date.

Or maybe saw 'The Godfather' a few too many times

Yo Tom! We're at the holiday inn just off of i75 at university blvd (i think). We're 10min from the polo fields here. Give a ring as you're getting in the area and we'll follow you in. It sounds like you have a ton of goodies packed... we brought some fun too, but nowhere near the amount of liquid fun you have

See you in the morning!

-adrian

alphabits wrote:

z-man wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:

z-man wrote: We will be about 30 minutes from the Malyn,
come join us!
http://www.sarasotapolo.com

PM me if you need my cell

if this is too short of notice, the next polo tailgate will be Jan 25

No can do. If I get within 30 yards of a horse my lips get numb and my eyes start to twitch.

there is a 10 yard buffer area between the playing field and our tailgate,
will you settle for 30 ft instead of 30 yards?

We'll give you enough beer and margaritas that you won't notice the horses!

I think Breeze's problem is all psychosomatic ..... traumatic memories of his prom date.

Bonzo wrote:

you been reading the thread about monkey meat?

z-man wrote:

Bonzo wrote:

you been reading the thread about monkey meat?

Man's inhumanity to monkey.

And I got no passport ..... I'll be hanging out at the Malyn with Millie while y'all are cruisin' to Cozumel.

Bonzo wrote:

z-man wrote:

Bonzo wrote:

you been reading the thread about monkey meat?

Man's inhumanity to monkey.

And I got no passport ..... I'll be hanging out at the Malyn with Millie while y'all are cruisin' to Cozumel.

Millie's now at Central and 49th St N. But in a much better enviornment.

Whilst they are away my plan is this...M-80's down the toilets, graffiti on the parrot murals and scattered squid along the walkways. That'll fix 'em.

GulfbreezeGator wrote:

Bonzo wrote:

z-man wrote:

Bonzo wrote:

you been reading the thread about monkey meat?

Man's inhumanity to monkey.

And I got no passport ..... I'll be hanging out at the Malyn with Millie while y'all are cruisin' to Cozumel.

Millie's now at Central and 49th St N. But in a much better enviornment.

Whilst they are away my plan is this...M-80's down the toilets, graffiti on the parrot murals and scattered squid along the walkways. That'll fix 'em.

I like the way you think. How about if we drink all the COB's beer, fill the pool with jello, surf the internet for monkey p*rn?

Bonzo wrote:

aawwww ((((((((((((((((((Bonzo)))))))))))))))

Bonzo wrote: I like the way you think. How about if we drink all the COB's beer, fill the pool with jello, surf the internet for monkey p*rn?

Rise up
Rise up
Rise up

Against the establishment.

Only a couple of issues here that may toss a turd in the punch bowl:

COB never has any left over beer
Ed the pool guy gets very upset with someone getting his efin pH and chlorine balance out of whack
And if you google monkey p*rn...it's quite frightening

Bonzo, were you looking at the pictures of Bits as "Noodle ho"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o0zWZ3VYA

Gulfbreeze wrote:

alphabits wrote:
Arrive Malyn Resort Hotel, Casino and Entertainment complex - Wednesday afternoon
Hang out, chill, relax

After the last 5 days with Big Phan, Dean, Chippy, and Carol, there is no chill, relax.

I don't think my liver can handle this trip...I'm stayin' home.

This makes us sound like 'needy' guests.

C'mon Scooter, let's get this show on the road .....

I like your vacation out fit Bonzo!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 MORE DAYS UNTIL BREEZE GETS HIS BUT KICKED ON THE WATERSLIDE LINE!!!!!!!!