Fave TV and/or movie quotes

Barefoot Gypsy · Post by **Barefoot Gypsy** » May 23, 2008 2:02 am

I love lines from movies, tv, anywhere really. Watching grey's anatomy tonight I heard one that melted me. Made me decide to start this. Always looking for new ones.

From Grey's: Sloan, "I wish I was all someone thought about"

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » May 23, 2008 2:30 am

Not real deep, but makes me laugh every time

“Giggidy giggidy giggidy goo.” Quagmire from Family Guy.

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » May 23, 2008 2:36 am

"You make me wish i were the man I'm supposed to be"

Paraphrasing, but it's from "As Good As it Gets" and Jack Nicholson says it to Helen Hunt.

Barefoot Gypsy · Post by **Barefoot Gypsy** » May 23, 2008 3:40 am

popcornjack wrote:"You make me wish i were the man I'm supposed to be"

Paraphrasing, but it's from "As Good As it Gets" and Jack Nicholson says it to Helen Hunt.

Ohhh....that's a good one too! Love that movie.

Barefoot Gypsy · Post by **Barefoot Gypsy** » May 23, 2008 4:41 am

Frank Sachs: If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » May 23, 2008 6:20 am

"Perhaps I was too polite. What part of 'no' didn't you understand?"

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » May 23, 2008 9:34 am

"I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it is strange and scary to me."

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my depravity?

Carolinadreamin' · Post by **Carolinadreamin'** » May 23, 2008 9:34 am

More than just a line, but one of my favs.....

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!" - Eric Stratton

Still makes me laugh........

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » May 23, 2008 10:11 am

Prison Break..... T-bag has had some good ones but in season three when they put Michael in the clear glass dog-kennel like cube out in the open field in the direct sun....T-Bag says "lets see if he has a tattoo to get out of that one"

Miracle
"Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world"

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » May 23, 2008 10:13 am

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-Cliff Claven

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c_ck, the p_ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" Crash Davis

Say hello to my Little Friend

PIA · Post by **PIA** » May 23, 2008 10:26 am

Salsa...Seltzer, Seltzer....Salsa

seinfeld...

every seinfeld quote i love them

pbans · Post by **pbans** » May 23, 2008 10:30 am

Sometimes you have to be a high-riding b*tch to survive. Sometimes being a b*tch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Dolores Claiborne

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » May 23, 2008 11:02 am

"The world does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of sh*t"

John Goodman as Walter in "The Big Lebowski"

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » May 23, 2008 11:09 am

If we are talking Seinfeld then we can start it's on thread.

One of my favorites has to be Darren The Intern

Darren: Oh, hey, I’m Darren. I’m new here.

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Darren: Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.
Jerry: Really? When?
Darren: In 10 minutes. Do you need directions?
Jerry: No, I don’t.
Darren: Well, I’ll call back in 5 minutes to confirm.

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Darren: …Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

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Darren: Mr. Kramer says, "hey buddy!"

krusin1 · Post by **krusin1** » May 23, 2008 11:11 am

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." ~ Ferris Bueller

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » May 23, 2008 11:12 am

"The sea was angry that day my friends.
Like an old man trying to. return soup at a deli."

"...and you want to be my latex salesman?"

And a couple from the Shawshank Redemption:

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » May 23, 2008 11:12 am

"I know what you're thinking." Thomas Magnum

"OH...MY...GOD...!!" Jonathan Higgins

"I don't care what you think you are entitled to!" Colonel Nathan Jessup

"You can't have no idea how little I care." Monte Walsh

"I have a baaad feeling about this." Han Solo

"Do, or do not. There is no try." Yoda

"It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable." Armand Goldman

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » May 23, 2008 11:15 am

BottleofRum wrote:If we are talking Seinfeld then we can start it's on thread.

One of my favorites has to be Darren The Intern

Darren: Oh, hey, I’m Darren. I’m new here.

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Darren: Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.
Jerry: Really? When?
Darren: In 10 minutes. Do you need directions?
Jerry: No, I don’t.
Darren: Well, I’ll call back in 5 minutes to confirm.

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Darren: …Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

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Darren: Mr. Kramer says, "hey buddy!"

what about anything from the Contest

You'll be out before we get the check!"
- Jerry, to Kramer, who wants in on "The Contest"

"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."
"I'm Queen of the castle!"

owbishop · Post by **owbishop** » May 23, 2008 11:15 am

It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear - Norm Peterson

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » May 23, 2008 11:19 am

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today." - The Bowler