BN Critters - May 23rd, 2008

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BN Critters - May 23rd, 2008

Post by surfpirate »

FRIDAY, 23 MAY 2008
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Ace CNWS reporter "Skip" Peterson is of course referencing the infamous
Michael Jackson - Pepsi Commercial Went Wrong, which believe it or not was nearly 25 years ago!

Back in January 1984 .... Michael Jackson was perhaps the hottest, no pun intended, performer on the planet.
The album THRILLER was well on its way to becoming the best selling album of all time and PEPSI had just
signed Michael for a huge endorsement contract.
While filming a commercial that was to have debuted at the February 1984 Grammy Awards **
television broadcast, an accident with the pyrotechnics set Michael's hair on fire
and sent him to the hospital with serious burns.

You Tube Videos
Michael Jackson - News Report Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial Accident

Michael Jackson - The actual PEPSI commercial that eventually aired

** Thriller won 7 Grammy Awards, and an incredible 7 of the 9 songs on the album were top 10 singles. The videos were phenomenally successful too.

~~~~~ surfpirate
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p.s. Our Critterville version of Kenny Chesney will be okay .... in Critterville, no one ever suffers, with the possible exception of the N.Y. Yankees.
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Post by Barefoot Gypsy »

You are too funny!!! :wench:
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Got no need to explain"

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Post by RinglingRingling »

as was parodied in "Bloom County" when Steve Dallas set his chest hair on fire by putting mascara on it to make it look "fluffier". :D

and it's not like Kenny is gonna lose any hair in this debacle..
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Post by PackPhanGirl »

I just laughed out loud at the critters today!! GREAT WAY TO START MY FRIDAY!!!

....and I so remember Michael Jackson's hair being set on fire and doing this :o
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Post by RinglingRingling »

PackPhanGirl wrote:I just laughed out loud at the critters today!! GREAT WAY TO START MY FRIDAY!!!

....and I so remember Michael Jackson's hair being set on fire and doing this :o

smearing mascara on your chest hair to make it look "fluffier"? :D:D:D
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Post by PerfectPartner »

Most Excellent SP!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to read this everyday!!!!
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Post by alphabits »

So, in the aftermath of this tragedy, I guess we can expect Kenny to undergo a long series of plastic surgeries ending up with him looking like Gary Coleman?
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Post by RinglingRingling »

alphabits wrote:So, in the aftermath of this tragedy, I guess we can expect Kenny to undergo a long series of plastic surgeries ending up with him looking like Gary Coleman?
Whatchutalkinbout bits???
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Post by Carolinadreamin' »

There's NO WAY that happened 25 years ago! My oldest keet was 1 and we were living in LA (Lower Alabama), I remember like it was last week......and now she's only......26.....um....never mind....... :oops:
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Post by dnw »

:D :D :D
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Post by springparrot »

Thanks for the laugh this morning :D
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Post by aeroparrot »

Carolinadreamin' wrote:There's NO WAY that happened 25 years ago! My oldest keet was 1 and we were living in LA (Lower Alabama), I remember like it was last week......and now she's only......26.....um....never mind....... :oops:
I was 12 when that happened in 1984.
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Post by Tarheel Tail-Gator »

I was 13.

Love the good old wax soda cups. Brings back memories of being at the ballfield and drinking "suicides" which were a combination of whatever soft drinks they had on tap (pepsi, grape, dr. pepper, slice for instance)

Oh well, at least none of Kenny's hair was burned!
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Post by GumboPirate »

Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:I was 13.

Love the good old wax soda cups. Brings back memories of being at the ballfield and drinking "suicides" which were a combination of whatever soft drinks they had on tap (pepsi, grape, dr. pepper, slice for instance)

Oh well, at least none of Kenny's hair was burned!
:lol: :lol: My thoughts exactly!

Awesome SP as usual!
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Post by SharkOnLand »

Great!

Next thing you know Kenny will start having plastic surgery to look like Diana Ross... :o :lol: :pirate:
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Post by Tarheel Tail-Gator »

SharkOnLand wrote:Great!

Next thing you know Kenny will start having plastic surgery to look like Diana Ross... :o :lol: :pirate:
There are some on hear who would believe if KC had plastic surgery, it would be to look like Jimmy :pirate:
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Post by buffettbride »

Beat it. :roll:
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

is there anyway to change horribly bad to horribly bald?

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Post by RinglingRingling »

Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:
SharkOnLand wrote:Great!

Next thing you know Kenny will start having plastic surgery to look like Diana Ross... :o :lol: :pirate:
There are some on hear who would believe if KC had plastic surgery, it would be to look like Jimmy :pirate:
complete with 5" leg extenders..
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Post by RinglingRingling »

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:is there anyway to change horribly bad to horribly bald?
just a simple letter to the right place..
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