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Wastin' Away In Critterville (a comic strip by surfpirate)

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citcat
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Post by citcat »

alphabits wrote:
citcat wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Every owner's manual I've ever read contains valuable information such as:

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS (Read First)

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

PRODUCT LIFESPAN and REPLACEMENT PARTS

WARRANTY INFORMATION

FAQs
all for the activation of the Shaboobies mechanism?

how hard is it to jury-rig two systems from a pair of discarded Nike Pump Sneakers? :D
Doesn't work. Too slow. You need a more explosive-type action. Think car air bags on a smaller scale.
Yikes, that sounds dangerous! You could put an eye out or get whiplash or something. :o
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Martyritaville
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Post by Martyritaville »

alphabits wrote:
citcat wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Every owner's manual I've ever read contains valuable information such as:

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS (Read First)

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

PRODUCT LIFESPAN and REPLACEMENT PARTS

WARRANTY INFORMATION

FAQs
all for the activation of the Shaboobies mechanism?

how hard is it to jury-rig two systems from a pair of discarded Nike Pump Sneakers? :D
Doesn't work. Too slow. You need a more explosive-type action. Think car air bags on a smaller scale.
Yikes, that sounds dangerous! You could put an eye out or get whiplash or something. :o
...and then it wouldn't be fun anymore! Uh, waitaminute...nevermind...

:lol:

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A most mysterious calling harbour
So far, but yet, so near
Where I see the day
When my hair's full gray
and I finally...disappear. BUT NOT YET!!

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LIPH
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Post by LIPH »

alphabits wrote:
citcat wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Every owner's manual I've ever read contains valuable information such as:

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS (Read First)

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

PRODUCT LIFESPAN and REPLACEMENT PARTS

WARRANTY INFORMATION

FAQs
all for the activation of the Shaboobies mechanism?

how hard is it to jury-rig two systems from a pair of discarded Nike Pump Sneakers? :D
Doesn't work. Too slow. You need a more explosive-type action. Think car air bags on a smaller scale.
Yikes, that sounds dangerous! You could put an eye out or get whiplash or something. :o
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alphabits
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Post by alphabits »

LIPH wrote:
alphabits wrote: Yikes, that sounds dangerous! You could put an eye out or get whiplash or something. :o
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See, that's what I'm talkin' about. Those things go all "SHA-BOOBIE" and some innocent bystander ends up with a guide dog and a white cane. :o
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Martyritaville
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Post by Martyritaville »

alphabits wrote:
LIPH wrote:
alphabits wrote: Yikes, that sounds dangerous! You could put an eye out or get whiplash or something. :o
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See, that's what I'm talkin' about. Those things go all "SHA-BOOBIE" and some innocent bystander ends up with a guide dog and a white cane. :o
...and then he'd have no choice but to feel his way around... 8)
A most mysterious calling harbour
So far, but yet, so near
Where I see the day
When my hair's full gray
and I finally...disappear. BUT NOT YET!!

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SMLCHNG
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Post by SMLCHNG »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMFG!!! Laughing sooo hard here!!!!
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buffettbride
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Post by buffettbride »

citcat wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Every owner's manual I've ever read contains valuable information such as:

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS (Read First)

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

PRODUCT LIFESPAN and REPLACEMENT PARTS

WARRANTY INFORMATION

FAQs
methinks Buffettbride wrote the book.

:lol:
Okay, by profession I write instruction manuals. :lol:
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Post by ph4ever »

buffettbride wrote:
citcat wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Every owner's manual I've ever read contains valuable information such as:

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS (Read First)

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

PRODUCT LIFESPAN and REPLACEMENT PARTS

WARRANTY INFORMATION

FAQs
methinks Buffettbride wrote the book.

:lol:
Okay, by profession I write instruction manuals. :lol:
so yes, you did write the book!!!
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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tikitatas
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Post by tikitatas »

citcat wrote:Sha-BOOBIES are very powerful and wonderful things to have. And a good thing they don't appear until you have enough life experience to use them properly. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
Then explain how I woke up with them seemingly overnight at age 13.




:o :lol: :o
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

tikitatas wrote:
citcat wrote:Sha-BOOBIES are very powerful and wonderful things to have. And a good thing they don't appear until you have enough life experience to use them properly. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
Then explain how I woke up with them seemingly overnight at age 13.




:o :lol: :o
:o :o :o The Force is strong in this one... :o :o :o

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Post by PHarmGirl »

tikitatas wrote:
citcat wrote:Sha-BOOBIES are very powerful and wonderful things to have. And a good thing they don't appear until you have enough life experience to use them properly. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
Then explain how I woke up with them seemingly overnight at age 13.




:o :lol: :o
The Sha-BOOBIE Fairy? :lol:
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East Texas Parrothead
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Post by East Texas Parrothead »

That's so freakin' funny, I don't care where you're from. :D :D :D
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Post by ragtopW »

alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
alphabits wrote:Santa? Where's Santa? [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]
I was thinking the same thing. It's the drinks--same as his avatar. :wink:
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conched
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Post by conched »

ragtopW wrote:
alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
alphabits wrote:Santa? Where's Santa? [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]
I was thinking the same thing. It's the drinks--same as his avatar. :wink:
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D'OH!!!!

8) 8) 8) 8)
I'll have what he's having...

Yea, Santa!
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bufitonmybmw
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Post by bufitonmybmw »

citcat wrote:Sha-BOOBIES are very powerful and wonderful things to have. And a good thing they don't appear until you have enough life experience to use them properly. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
I don't have enough life experience yet?? :o :roll: I'll be damned...
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LIPH
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Post by LIPH »

She must be really experienced.
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