Cocaine Jesus?!?!?! WHAT????

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 29, 2008 4:09 pm

Drug dealer's wait for Jesus denied by federal agents

A drug dealer named The Spider is wondering why his Jesus Christ still hasn't appeared in Dallas.

Thanks to an unusual bust by federal agents in Laredo, they're not going to connect.

Drug traffickers mixed as much as six pounds of the illicit white powder into a paste and used it to make a regal statue of the Christian savior, complete with painted-on flowing hair and a gold cape.

more here with picture!!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » May 29, 2008 4:12 pm

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 29, 2008 5:29 pm

Can I get an "Amen" ?

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » May 29, 2008 6:57 pm

I don't know whether to be disgusted or admire their creativity

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » May 30, 2008 6:51 am

Why is "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car" going thru my head all night last night.....

Wow.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » May 30, 2008 9:35 am

Conolulu wrote:Why is "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car" going thru my head all night last night.....

I can go 100 miles an hour, as long as I've got that plastic power...

ConchRepublican · Post by **ConchRepublican** » May 30, 2008 9:39 am

rednekkPH wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Why is "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car" going thru my head all night last night.....
I can go 100 miles an hour, as long as I've got that plastic power...

Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice!

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » May 30, 2008 2:01 pm

"Jesus Christ is not a weapon, Hugo."

Really doesn't have anything to do with cocaine, but this story reminded me of that great line from Lost.

PalmettoSon · Post by **PalmettoSon** » May 30, 2008 2:28 pm

Maybe they should've made it into a van, and tried to sneak it over that way.

They could hire two bewildered stoners to drive it. Maybe one of Hispanic decent and one of mixed Asian descent.

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » May 30, 2008 2:43 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:"Jesus Christ is not a weapon, Hugo."

Really doesn't have anything to do with cocaine, but this story reminded me of that great line from Lost.

Touché

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » May 30, 2008 5:14 pm

I am going to become a Christian.

Bless me, Reverend Spider.....

Thewino · Post by **Thewino** » May 30, 2008 9:35 pm

buffettbride wrote:Can I get an "Amen" ?

Amen