BN Critters - June 4th, 2008

[PerfectPartner]

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. .God, I love my lil Mousy Man. . .! !

I'm going to assume you're referring to our little BN Critter mouse and not Jimmy (or Richard Simmons) .

. . ummmm . . you would be almost correct . . . in a Buffett strip . . the Mouse with no name. . .absolutley . . . Richard Simmons. . .not so much . . .! !

You know you want some

keyboard clean up!!!

WpojoS!!!!

MY EYES!!!! OMG, MY EYES!!!!!!!

[surfpirate]

I must put an end to what I unfortunately started .......

[Grams]

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. .God, I love my lil Mousy Man. . .! !

I'm going to assume you're referring to our little BN Critter mouse and not Jimmy (or Richard Simmons) .

. . ummmm . . you would be almost correct . . . in a Buffett strip . . the Mouse with no name. . .absolutley . . . Richard Simmons. . .not so much . . .! !

You know you want some

Lordy, I did not not need to see this first thing this AM!!!!

[karat]

You know you want some

Yeah, yet another reason why I want meat! Where's the beef?


Carlin is the best! Great strip today SP!

[pbans]

Thanks Larry.....now I need to go scrub my brain....I'll never look at romaine lettuce or swiss chard or whatever it is touching Richard Simmons' ass again.

[karat]

Thanks Larry.....now I need to go scrub my brain....I'll never look at romaine lettuce or swiss chard or whatever it is touching Richard Simmons' ass again.

Bibb, and I think I will stop right there!

[pbans]

Thanks Larry.....now I need to go scrub my brain....I'll never look at romaine lettuce or swiss chard or whatever it is touching Richard Simmons' ass again.

Bibb, and I think I will stop right there!

well, that makes me feel a little better since I don't think I'd eat anything called bibb anyway......lord have mercy, that is just a very disturbing photo!

[karat]

Thanks Larry.....now I need to go scrub my brain....I'll never look at romaine lettuce or swiss chard or whatever it is touching Richard Simmons' ass again.

Bibb, and I think I will stop right there!

well, that makes me feel a little better since I don't think I'd eat anything called bibb anyway......lord have mercy, that is just a very disturbing photo!

You know it is like a train wreck, you have to look, unfortunately I did more than once...too many disturbing things about that photo - not to mention he wears a speedo. I need to drink to erase my memory. have a good one all!

[pair8head]

Further proof that Photo Shop can be a dangerous thing in the wrong hands.

[GumboPirate]

. .

. .God, I love my lil Mousy Man. . .! !

I'm going to assume you're referring to our little BN Critter mouse and not Jimmy (or Richard Simmons) .

. . ummmm . . you would be almost correct . . . in a Buffett strip . . the Mouse with no name. . .absolutley . . . Richard Simmons. . .not so much . . .! !

You know you want some

keyboard clean up!!!

WpojoS!!!!

MY EYES!!!! OMG, MY EYES!!!!!!!

[RAYRO]

Love George Carlin and the Hippy Dippy Weatherman....great job SP


Richard Simmons...that picture is very disturbing...

[docandjeanie]

Further proof that Photo Shop can be a dangerous thing in the wrong hands.

Good one, Surf . I don't remember George Carlin as the weatherman, lol.

[LIPH]

Thanks Larry.....now I need to go scrub my brain....I'll never look at romaine lettuce or swiss chard or whatever it is touching Richard Simmons' ass again.

My work here is done.

[alphabits]

Kind of surprised to see Richard surrounded by vegetables ..... I always figured he was a fruit salad kind of guy.

[carolinagirl]

. . ummmm . . you would be almost correct . . . in a Buffett strip . . the Mouse with no name. . .absolutley . . . Richard Simmons. . .not so much . . .! !

I hear a new song for this year's tour...

"... I've been through the desert with a mouse with no name..."



Maybe more coffee will help.

Maybe, it's time to name the mouse.......He could be called BeN.

In case everyone missed it in the wake of Richard Simmons induced eye burn-outs, I think BeN is an awesome name for the little mousy man!

[Tiki Bar]

Apparantly I'm the only one craving a "BIG SALAD" today! I've never seen him look so good, and he obviously showered after sweatin' to the oldies! Is that a carrot, or is he just...




Who knew?? (From Wikipedia.com)

Early life
Richard Simmons was born in New Orleans, Louisiana. Simmons was raised in the French Quarter of New Orleans, Louisiana, and attended Cor Jesu High School (now Brother Martin High School). He was an obese child, weighing 268 pounds at the time of his high school graduation.

His first job, in New Orleans, was selling pralines. Simmons also briefly considered becoming a priest. After starting college at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette, he transferred to Florida State University. While enrolled there, he studied as an exchange student in Florence, Italy. He graduated with a BA in Art. With his Art degree, Simmons worked in advertising in New York City and also for Coty Cosmetics and Revlon. During his time in New York he also worked as a waiter.

~I never woulda guessed he was from nawlins, and I found out last month that I don't care much for pralines.~


Fitness career
Upon moving to Los Angeles in the 1970s, Simmons worked as the Maître d' at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. He became interested in fitness, but was dissatisfied with the unhealthy fad diet methods and established gyms and exercise studios of the day which favored the already fit customer.

Although he was overweight in his younger days, after becoming interested in fitness, Simmons eventually lost 123 lb (56 kg/8.8 st).

He later opened his own exercise studio, originally called The Anatomy Asylum, where the emphasis was placed on providing encouragement on healthy eating in proper portions and enjoyable exercise. The business originally included a salad bar restaurant called "Ruffage," (a pun on the word Roughage) that he eventually removed in favor of focusing on exercise. The establishment, now called Slimmons, continues to operate in Beverly Hills, California, and Simmons teaches motivational classes and aerobics throughout the week.

~Obviously what that photo shoot was advertisement for!!~



Recently, Simmons has begun a push to get physical education incorporated into the No Child Left Behind Act. He reports having met with U.S. Representative George Miller, the chairman of the House education committee, in hope of winning the Democrat's support for a plan to have elementary schools provide 150 minutes of PE each week.

[carolinagirl]

What are the seven words you can't say in a comic strip?

Funny!!!

Thanks, sp, for bringing in George Carlin to keep us laughing!

I saw George at a college venue back in 1988 or so, and he did the Hippy Dippy Weatherman along with the seven words routine and more.

[surfpirate]

In case everyone missed it in the wake of Richard Simmons induced eye burn-outs, I think BeN is an awesome name for the little mousy man!

Of course it may also invoke memories of the classic early 70s horror flicks Willard and Ben ......

[pbans]

In case everyone missed it in the wake of Richard Simmons induced eye burn-outs, I think BeN is an awesome name for the little mousy man!

Of course it may also invoke memories of the classic early 70s horror flicks Willard and Ben ......

First thing I thought of!
Remember the creepy Michael Jackson song about the rat?
A foreboding of things to come.....

[LIPH]

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What are the seven words you can't say in a comic strip?

I've heard 4 of them on TV