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Posted: **June 5, 2008 6:07 pm**

Around the world, 2,700 people will do this every second...

Posted: **June 5, 2008 6:16 pm**

Pick their nose?

Posted: **June 5, 2008 6:17 pm**

Laugh?

Posted: **June 5, 2008 6:33 pm**

have sex
eat
fart
drink a beer
b**** about their job
b**** about their spouse
b**** about their government
say " I love You"

Posted: **June 5, 2008 6:46 pm**

be born

die

Posted: **June 5, 2008 7:45 pm**

burp
fart
sneeze

pee their pants, or sneeze and pee their pants at the same time!

Posted: **June 5, 2008 8:03 pm**

have a camel toe?

pick their wedgie?

babies born?

Posted: **June 5, 2008 9:12 pm**

evacuate their lower bowel

Posted: **June 6, 2008 10:30 pm**

HINT: Not a bodily function.

Posted: **June 6, 2008 10:43 pm**

get in a vehicle accident?

Posted: **June 6, 2008 10:47 pm**

hmmmm, not a bodily function........

take a shower

take out the garbage

leave for vacation

turn on the tv

smoke a cigarette

eat chocolate

drink alcohol

buy a car

Posted: **June 6, 2008 11:29 pm**

Flip a light switch

Feed their dog

Take a nap

Go to the doctor

Posted: **June 6, 2008 11:46 pm**

go shopping

go to the bank

turn on the TV

search the internet

buy groceries

flying on commercial airliners

sing karaoke

Posted: **June 6, 2008 11:54 pm**

get married?

be born?

die?

have sex?

Posted: **June 8, 2008 5:18 am**

walk the dog

take a picture

wash the car

Posted: **June 8, 2008 6:52 am**

make a turn in their car?

NOT use their turn signal, or use it

Posted: **June 8, 2008 8:21 am**

blow out birthday candles?

catch a fish?

paint their toemails?

Posted: **June 8, 2008 11:26 am**

Dally wrote: take a picture

Posted: **June 9, 2008 12:00 am**

You said its not a bodily function.

Wait, you said ‘take a PICTURE’? oh, never mind.

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Mindbender #249

Mindbender #249