BN Critters - June 11th, 2008

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » June 11, 2008 2:04 pm

dnw wrote:If there is a retirement home, I would probably be there.

It will have direct access to the beach bar, of course!

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » June 11, 2008 2:07 pm

surfpirate wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Like Paige...I'm kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none...

Ran Guest Services for a Hotel for years, and loved, loved loved it!

And once upon a time I was a nurse for about 17 yrs....

Keeps life interesting, moving around...
Ahhh, but in Critterville Cove, you can do that dream job or own that dream business
you've always wanted ..... that's why I'm operating a simple little surf shop down on the beach.

Dream job....?

I'd either sell puka shell necklaces to tourists on the beach....Just a sarong and flip flops to work every day...

Or run the Coffee Shop....Who knows? It might be the only place in Critterville Cove with internet connection.....(Someone's gonna want to log on to Buffettnews and see the latest goings on!

)

tgr8one · Post by **tgr8one** » June 11, 2008 2:15 pm

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
nutmeg wrote:Ummm is your new surf shop hiring???
wNMs!

Critterville Cove sounds like a magical place. It's gonna need a coffeeshop, I'm thinking.

I make a mean Caramel Macchiato

Surfpirate, you are the man

, you've become part of my morning ritual. Thanks again

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 11, 2008 2:19 pm

Conolulu wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Like Paige...I'm kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none...

Ran Guest Services for a Hotel for years, and loved, loved loved it!

And once upon a time I was a nurse for about 17 yrs....

Keeps life interesting, moving around...
Ahhh, but in Critterville Cove, you can do that dream job or own that dream business
you've always wanted ..... that's why I'm operating a simple little surf shop down on the beach.

Dream job....?

I'd either sell puka shell necklaces to tourists on the beach....Just a sarong and flip flops to work every day...

Or run the Coffee Shop....Who knows? It might be the only place in Critterville Cove with internet connection.....(Someone's gonna want to log on to Buffettnews and see the latest goings on! )

Internet? We won't need no steenking internet! Everyone from BN will already be in CC so there'll be no news to catch up on.

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » June 11, 2008 2:21 pm

surfpirate wrote:Cool. Jobs are filling fast ..... I'm not exactly sure how many of the premier location shops, etc.
will be available on Beach Drive and Main Street
when the street maps of Critterville Cove are put together.

So far:

Postman and Director of Dumbassity (alphabits)
Scuba and Dive Shop (C-Dawg)
Bartender at the Tiki Bar (CaptainP)
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener (conched)
Coffee Shop (Conolulu)
BBQ place (Joetown Parrothead)
Head of Legal Affairs (LIPH)
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick (pbans)
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter (pojo)
Bar (popcornjack)
Coffee Shop (SchoolGirlHeart)
Boobie Inspector (SharkOnLand)
a fixture on a barstool (Snowparrot)
Nurse (STL PARROTHEAD)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (sunseeker)
Surf Shop (surfpirate)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (txaggirl91)

And just like small town Mayberry, I'm sure there will be many Critters with multiple roles and jobs.
Does your real job s***? There are opportunities available in Critterville Cove.
Someone's got to operate the Fix-It Shop, T-shirt Shops, Air Strip,
Ticket Sales, Concert Pavilion, etc. etc.

Oh, wait! I know what I wanna be! And Author in Residence. You know, like Hemenway; get up early, write until noon, then drink and go sailing or surfing all afternoon.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » June 11, 2008 2:24 pm

Conolulu = Flamingo Rancher

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » June 11, 2008 2:27 pm

pbans wrote:Conolulu = Flamingo Rancher

NOW we're talking...

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 11, 2008 2:29 pm

pbans wrote:Conolulu = Flamingo Rancher

Herding them or riding them? 'Cause ya know, if you put a saddle on one of them, it would be just about the right size ......

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » June 11, 2008 2:32 pm

alphabits wrote:
pbans wrote:Conolulu = Flamingo Rancher

Herding them or riding them? 'Cause ya know, if you put a saddle on one of them, it would be just about the right size ......

too bad I don't have photoshop at work

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » June 11, 2008 2:35 pm

ph4ever wrote:
alphabits wrote:
pbans wrote:Conolulu = Flamingo Rancher

Herding them or riding them? 'Cause ya know, if you put a saddle on one of them, it would be just about the right size ......
too bad I don't have photoshop at work

Thank God you don't!

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 11, 2008 2:37 pm

We have to have a golf course! Cause I love Cajun martinis and playin' afternoon golf after I hire my help at Parrothead BBQ & Golf Course.

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » June 11, 2008 2:37 pm

alphabits wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Like Paige...I'm kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none...

Ran Guest Services for a Hotel for years, and loved, loved loved it!

And once upon a time I was a nurse for about 17 yrs....

Keeps life interesting, moving around...
Ahhh, but in Critterville Cove, you can do that dream job or own that dream business
you've always wanted ..... that's why I'm operating a simple little surf shop down on the beach.
But Bits, won't we want to know what Jimmy's doing? Or do you think we can persuade him to come along with us?

Dream job....?

I'd either sell puka shell necklaces to tourists on the beach....Just a sarong and flip flops to work every day...

Or run the Coffee Shop....Who knows? It might be the only place in Critterville Cove with internet connection.....(Someone's gonna want to log on to Buffettnews and see the latest goings on! )
Internet? We won't need no steenking internet! Everyone from BN will already be in CC so there'll be no news to catch up on.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » June 11, 2008 2:38 pm

OMG, LMAO!!!

I think I want to run the winery...

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » June 11, 2008 2:42 pm

SMLCHNG wrote: OMG, LMAO!!!

I think I want to run the winery...

Then I'll make the beer.

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 11, 2008 2:43 pm

SMLCHNG wrote: OMG, LMAO!!!

I think I want to run the winery...

Of course we will sell your wine on the Drink Carts at the Golf Course and in the BBQ Restaurant. I need something that will be good on the palette with the BBQ and fine foods we will be cooking!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 11, 2008 2:45 pm

Snowparrot wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Like Paige...I'm kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none...

Ran Guest Services for a Hotel for years, and loved, loved loved it!

And once upon a time I was a nurse for about 17 yrs....

Keeps life interesting, moving around...
Ahhh, but in Critterville Cove, you can do that dream job or own that dream business
you've always wanted ..... that's why I'm operating a simple little surf shop down on the beach.
Dream job....?

I'd either sell puka shell necklaces to tourists on the beach....Just a sarong and flip flops to work every day...

Or run the Coffee Shop....Who knows? It might be the only place in Critterville Cove with internet connection.....(Someone's gonna want to log on to Buffettnews and see the latest goings on! )
Internet? We won't need no steenking internet! Everyone from BN will already be in CC so there'll be no news to catch up on.
But Bits, won't we want to know what Jimmy's doing? Or do you think we can persuade him to come along with us?

Hell, Jimmy will be reading CrittervilleNews.com to find out what's happening with us!

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 11, 2008 2:46 pm

Joetown Parrothead wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote: OMG, LMAO!!!

I think I want to run the winery...
Of course we will sell your BEER & wine on the Drink Carts at the Golf Course and in the BBQ Restaurant. I need something that will be good on the palette with the BBQ and fine foods we will be cooking!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 11, 2008 2:46 pm

alphabits wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Like Paige...I'm kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none...

Ran Guest Services for a Hotel for years, and loved, loved loved it!

And once upon a time I was a nurse for about 17 yrs....

Keeps life interesting, moving around...
Ahhh, but in Critterville Cove, you can do that dream job or own that dream business
you've always wanted ..... that's why I'm operating a simple little surf shop down on the beach.
What about Ricardo?

Dream job....?

I'd either sell puka shell necklaces to tourists on the beach....Just a sarong and flip flops to work every day...

Or run the Coffee Shop....Who knows? It might be the only place in Critterville Cove with internet connection.....(Someone's gonna want to log on to Buffettnews and see the latest goings on! )
Internet? We won't need no steenking internet! Everyone from BN will already be in CC so there'll be no news to catch up on.

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » June 11, 2008 2:48 pm

aeroparrot wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote: OMG, LMAO!!!

I think I want to run the winery...
Then I'll make the beer.

I need to place orders soon!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » June 11, 2008 2:55 pm

aeroparrot wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote: OMG, LMAO!!!

I think I want to run the winery...
Then I'll make the beer.

She's not here, but I nominate Cory to be the beer wench.