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Wastin' Away In Critterville (a comic strip by surfpirate)

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STL PARROTHEAD
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Post by STL PARROTHEAD »

RinglingRingling wrote:
alphabits wrote:
pbans wrote:
STL PARROTHEAD wrote:umm......

I'm thinking the place needs a NURSE!!!!!

I could fix your boo-boo's when ya'll fall off the barstools, or get scraped up while surfing!! :lol: :lol:
I'm thinking with this bunch a nurse is MORE than necessary........
A naughty nurse and a biker chick with handcuffs ...... I think I'm gonna like this place. 8)
some folks might actually need the services.. quit hoggin'...
ohhhh......
have a seat right here and show the naughty nurse where it hurts..... :wench:



<hiccup>......
oops, sorry, been to Penny's winery :lol:
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LIPH
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Post by LIPH »

RinglingRingling wrote:
alphabits wrote:
pbans wrote:
STL PARROTHEAD wrote:umm......

I'm thinking the place needs a NURSE!!!!!

I could fix your boo-boo's when ya'll fall off the barstools, or get scraped up while surfing!! :lol: :lol:
I'm thinking with this bunch a nurse is MORE than necessary........
A naughty nurse and a biker chick with handcuffs ...... I think I'm gonna like this place. 8)
some folks might actually need the services.. quit hoggin'...
hoggin', I think you just coined a term there. At the next tailgate instead of motorboating I can cruise the lot asking if any hot women would like to go hoggin' 8) :lol:
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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pbans
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Post by pbans »

Where the hell is Sy?
This place is going to need a pastry shop.......
Paige in Utah
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Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
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aeroparrot
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Post by aeroparrot »

pbans wrote:Where the hell is Sy?
This place is going to need a pastry shop.......
Oh yea, Sy's Cookie Shoppe. :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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wheatsailor
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Post by wheatsailor »

Ex roadie here. Can I have the concert venue please. Have a great idea on that. Amphitheatre on the water.
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Conolulu
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Post by Conolulu »

alphabits wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Like Paige...I'm kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none...

Ran Guest Services for a Hotel for years, and loved, loved loved it!

And once upon a time I was a nurse for about 17 yrs....

Keeps life interesting, moving around... :wink:
Ahhh, but in Critterville Cove, you can do that dream job or own that dream business
you've always wanted ..... that's why I'm operating a simple little surf shop down on the beach. 8)
Dream job....?

I'd either sell puka shell necklaces to tourists on the beach....Just a sarong and flip flops to work every day... 8)

Or run the Coffee Shop....Who knows? It might be the only place in Critterville Cove with internet connection.....(Someone's gonna want to log on to Buffettnews and see the latest goings on! :wink: )
Internet? We won't need no steenking internet! Everyone from BN will already be in CC so there'll be no news to catch up on.
But Bits, won't we want to know what Jimmy's doing? Or do you think we can persuade him to come along with us?
Hell, Jimmy will be reading CrittervilleNews.com to find out what's happening with us! :lol:

Yep. 8)


I like that idea....Think phjim wants to run it? :wink:
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popcornjack
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Post by popcornjack »

"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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nutmeg
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Post by nutmeg »

Well my current job is making cool tropical jewelry.

I could sit out front and fleec...um sell stuff to other parrotheads... :lol:
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surfpirate
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Post by surfpirate »

And the list grows ....... :D

Brewmaster (aeroparrot)
Postman and Director of Dumbassity (alphabits)
The Oar House (balcony girls)
Head Bartender at the Tiki Bar (CaptainP)
Scuba and Dive Shop (C-Dawg)
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener (conched)
Flamingo Rancher (Conolulu)
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course (Joetown Parrothead)
Head of Legal Affairs (LIPH)
Tropical Jewelry (nutmeg)
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick (pbans)
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter (pojo)
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar or "Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor" (popcornjack)
Coffee Shop (SchoolGirlHeart)
Boobie Inspector (SharkOnLand)
Winery (SMLCHNG)
a fixture on a barstool (Snowparrot)
Nurse (STL PARROTHEAD)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (sunseeker)
Surf Shop (surfpirate)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (txaggirl91)
Amphitheatre on the Water (wheatsailor)
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C-Dawg
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Post by C-Dawg »

I'll bet R2 will be opening a Cigar Shop down there real soon.....and I'm gonna need a first mate for my charter/dive boat, "The Nautical Wheeler". Anyone want a job? I'm taking applications :D
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popcornjack
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Post by popcornjack »

C-Dawg wrote:I'll bet R2 will be opening a Cigar Shop down there real soon.....and I'm gonna need a first mate for my charter/dive boat, "The Nautical Wheeler". Anyone want a job? I'm taking applications :D
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LIPH
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Post by LIPH »

It's a pirate community, isn't it?
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what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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conched
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Post by conched »

popcornjack wrote:"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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Ah, that place looks easy to sweep out! Won't take long at all.
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Marnin Grita Guy
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

wheatsailor wrote:Ex roadie here. Can I have the concert venue please. Have a great idea on that. Amphitheatre on the water.
I was in the I.A.T.S.E. myself.

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Marnin Grita Guy
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

I don't know what I could do. I have had many professions in my life....

fast food mgr, radio personality, rent to own account mgr, medical billing,
bar mgr, construction foreman, soundman, convienience store mgr,
retail,......drunk,...........spandex and thong wearer,........gigolo,............



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Conolulu
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Location: Renovating the Retirement Home...

Post by Conolulu »

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:I don't know what I could do. I have had many professions in my life....

fast food mgr, radio personality, rent to own account mgr, medical billing,
bar mgr, construction foreman, soundman, convienience store mgr,
retail,......drunk,...........spandex and thong wearer,........gigolo,............



:lol: :lol: :lol:


And I promise I won't block you , no matter what you decide... [smilie=battingeyes.gif]


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MammaBear
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Post by MammaBear »

surfpirate wrote:And the list grows ....... :D

Brewmaster (aeroparrot)
Postman and Director of Dumbassity (alphabits)
The Oar House (balcony girls)
Head Bartender at the Tiki Bar (CaptainP)
Scuba and Dive Shop (C-Dawg)
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener (conched)
Flamingo Rancher (Conolulu)
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course (Joetown Parrothead)
Head of Legal Affairs (LIPH)
Tropical Jewelry (nutmeg)
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick (pbans)
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter (pojo)
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar or "Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor" (popcornjack)
Coffee Shop (SchoolGirlHeart)
Boobie Inspector (SharkOnLand)
Winery (SMLCHNG)
a fixture on a barstool (Snowparrot)
Nurse (STL PARROTHEAD)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (sunseeker)
Surf Shop (surfpirate)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (txaggirl91)
Amphitheatre on the Water (wheatsailor)

With all these businesses...you need an ACCOUNTANT!!!!

I can see it now "MammaBear - Critterville Cove Accountant" I LOVE the sound of that!!!!
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PerfectPartner
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Post by PerfectPartner »

Ooh ooh, If you're going to have a nurse, and some sort of medical facility ( I presume) You'll need an EMT to bring patients in on an ambulance. I wanna do that!!!!! Please??????

Critterville Cove EMS. The ambulances can be painted up like Conch Cruisers!!!!! That would be too cool! Wish I worked at an EMS provider like that!!!
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C-Dawg
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Post by C-Dawg »

popcornjack wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:I'll bet R2 will be opening a Cigar Shop down there real soon.....and I'm gonna need a first mate for my charter/dive boat, "The Nautical Wheeler". Anyone want a job? I'm taking applications :D
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Yes Jack, we'll be doing 3 hour cruises.....you sayin' you want the job?
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popcornjack
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Post by popcornjack »

I'm already (hopefully) running a bar. I just knew he had experience.
Take me for what I am, a star newly emerging.
I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
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