BN Critters - June 11th, 2008

Wastin' Away In Critterville (a comic strip by surfpirate)

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Dutch Harbor PH
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Re: BN Critters - June 11th, 2008

Post by Dutch Harbor PH »

surfpirate wrote:WEDNESDAY, 11 JUNE 2008
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Critterville Cove, a magical place where the NY Yankees never win and a place where I run my own surf shop on the beach.
A place where Jimmy Buffett recognizes the creativity of a fellow surf pirate and wants me on his payroll with a cool job title
and promises of fortune and fame, praise and sha-boobies.
Heck....I'd do it just for the sha-boobies....... :D :D :D :D
Attitude: The difference between ordeal and adventure
Scars are Tattoos with really good stories
No matter where ya go....There you are.
Come Back, Come Back.....to the South Bering Sea Islands....
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C-Dawg
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Post by C-Dawg »

popcornjack wrote:I'm already (hopefully) running a bar. I just knew he had experience.
hmmmm...do I have to call him "Little Buddy"???
I may wait to see if I get any other applicants
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wheatsailor
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Post by wheatsailor »

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:I don't know what I could do. I have had many professions in my life....

fast food mgr, radio personality, rent to own account mgr, medical billing,
bar mgr, construction foreman, soundman, convienience store mgr,
retail,......drunk,...........spandex and thong wearer,........gigolo,............



:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll take you. Marnin Grita Guy "spandex thong wearing soundman". The women will dig it. 8)
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Post by wheatsailor »

How does this sound for a name "Conch Shell Ampitheatre"?
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Carolinadreamin'
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Post by Carolinadreamin' »

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:umm......

I'm thinking the place needs a NURSE!!!!!

I could fix your boo-boo's when ya'll fall off the barstools, or get scraped up while surfing!! :lol: :lol:
I'll take the night shift.......I'll just sleep on the beach all day....... :D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Pinot Noir in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO"
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Post by wheatsailor »

I'm not a doctor, but wouldn't the proper medical response in Critterville Cove be "Have 2 more Boat Drinks and call me in the morning."? :) :) :)
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SMLCHNG
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Post by SMLCHNG »

wheatsailor wrote:How does this sound for a name "Conch Shell Ampitheatre"?
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Post by Snowparrot »

This is getting to be quite the place.

We have one of these "fantasy resorts" in our family, too. At the middle daughter's wedding we realized we not only had ski, snowboard and scuba instructors, but were rich in other quaint resort-related occupations: cook, wine steward, daycare operator, pilot, fishing guide, windsurf instructor, canoeist & guide, dance teachers, musicians, tearoom operator, publicist, author in residence, midwife/nurse, translator & interpreter.... Only trouble was, we never yet have found the place you can go scuba diving AND downhill or cross-country skiing.
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Carolinadreamin'
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Post by Carolinadreamin' »

wheatsailor wrote:I'm not a doctor, but wouldn't the proper medical response in Critterville Cove be "Have 2 more Boat Drinks and call me in the morning."? :) :) :)
I plan on just having a bucket of dirt....... :D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Pinot Noir in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO"
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Post by SMLCHNG »

Carolinadreamin' wrote:
wheatsailor wrote:I'm not a doctor, but wouldn't the proper medical response in Critterville Cove be "Have 2 more Boat Drinks and call me in the morning."? :) :) :)
I plan on just having a bucket of dirt....... :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by conched »

wheatsailor wrote:How does this sound for a name "Conch Shell Ampitheatre"?
I like!! I'll work for free admission. Hmmm...sell Landsharks!!?? [smilie=battingeyes.gif] or my new favorite KONA Longboard beer.
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Post by Joetown Parrothead »

wheatsailor wrote:How does this sound for a name "Conch Shell Ampitheatre"?
Love it! I need a booth to sell my BBQ!
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

popcornjack wrote:"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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Yep, uh-huh, this is the place I'll be sitting all afternoon writing my next bestseller. 8) :P
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

Where the hell is ETP??? We need a newspaper!
Carry on as you know they would want you to do. ~~JB, dedication to Tim Russert

Take your time
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Life goes on until it ends
Don’t stop living
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Post by alphabits »

popcornjack wrote:"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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A place like this will be the perfect breeding ground for high capacity dumbassity ..... and I'm just the guy to direct it. 8)
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Post by Joetown Parrothead »

alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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A place like this will be the perfect breeding ground for high capacity dumbassity ..... and I'm just the guy to direct it. 8)
Bit's I need to book you every other Friday night at the Patio on the Country Club!
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Post by alphabits »

Joetown Parrothead wrote:
alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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A place like this will be the perfect breeding ground for high capacity dumbassity ..... and I'm just the guy to direct it. 8)
Bit's I need to book you every other Friday night at the Patio on the Country Club!
Sweet .... high classity dumbassity! :lol:
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

alphabits wrote:Sweet .... high classity dumbassity! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Carry on as you know they would want you to do. ~~JB, dedication to Tim Russert

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Post by MammaBear »

surfpirate wrote:And the list grows ....... :D

Brewmaster (aeroparrot)
Postman and Director of Dumbassity (alphabits)
The Oar House (balcony girls)
Head Bartender at the Tiki Bar (CaptainP)
Scuba and Dive Shop (C-Dawg)
Conch Shell Blower and Gardener (conched)
Flamingo Rancher (Conolulu)
Parrothead BBQ and Golf Course (Joetown Parrothead)
Head of Legal Affairs (LIPH)
Tropical Jewelry (nutmeg)
Bail Bond Agent and Biker Chick (pbans)
CNWS TV Weathergirl and Hurricane Hunter (pojo)
Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar or "Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor" (popcornjack)
Coffee Shop (SchoolGirlHeart)
Boobie Inspector (SharkOnLand)
Winery (SMLCHNG)
a fixture on a barstool (Snowparrot)
Nurse (STL PARROTHEAD)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (sunseeker)
Surf Shop (surfpirate)
Law Enforcement and Naughty Lessons (txaggirl91)
Amphitheatre on the Water (wheatsailor)

screw accounting...want to be the photographer (since this is "dream jobville")
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Post by PackPhanGirl »

Joetown Parrothead wrote:
alphabits wrote:
popcornjack wrote:"Popcornjack's Beach Bar Shack and Whoopee Parlor."

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A place like this will be the perfect breeding ground for high capacity dumbassity ..... and I'm just the guy to direct it. 8)
Bit's I need to book you every other Friday night at the Patio on the Country Club!
Do you want to book him on your patio or your big deck? :o :lol:
Survive... stay alive
Till I see you again
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