BN Critters - June 12th, 2008

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » June 12, 2008 10:55 am

surfpirate wrote:
pair8head wrote:Why not just go with a High School team....

Critterville High, Home of the Fighting Manatees.
The "Fighting" Manatees? Fighting? Wouldn't they just get slaughtered year after year by their arch rivals ..... the Mt. Pilot Speedboats?

All they need is a coach that can really motivate them.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 11:01 am

. . hmmmm . . .

. .I'm thinking the concept, planning and applications for CritterVille Cove might just need it's own thread. .

. .we need to have all these great ideas in one place. . . too many are being scattered in the daily strips. . makes it hard to keep up with what all is going on . .

. .what say you, SP . . ? ? . .got a few hours to " cut and paste " . .? ?

. .oh . . and I hope when Jimmy buys NASCAR . . all of the cars should be ragtops . . . . . .! !

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » June 12, 2008 11:01 am

pair8head wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
pair8head wrote:Why not just go with a High School team....

Critterville High, Home of the Fighting Manatees.
The "Fighting" Manatees? Fighting? Wouldn't they just get slaughtered year after year by their arch rivals ..... the Mt. Pilot Speedboats?
All they need is a coach that can really motivate them.

You volunteering for the high school football coach position?

Perhaps the high school team should be the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies.
That might put forth the proper amount of SHOCK and AWE into their opponents.

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » June 12, 2008 11:03 am

balcony girls wrote:. . hmmmm . . .

. .I'm thinking the concept, planning and applications for CritterVille Cove might just need it's own thread. .

. .we need to have all these great ideas in one place. . . too many are being lost in the daily strips. . makes it hard to keep up with what all is going on . .

. .what say you, SP . . ? ?

Agreed ...... I'll create a sticky.

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » June 12, 2008 11:08 am

surfpirate wrote:
pair8head wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
pair8head wrote:Why not just go with a High School team....

Critterville High, Home of the Fighting Manatees.
The "Fighting" Manatees? Fighting? Wouldn't they just get slaughtered year after year by their arch rivals ..... the Mt. Pilot Speedboats?
All they need is a coach that can really motivate them.
You volunteering for the high school football coach position?

Perhaps the high school team should be the Fighting Blue Footed Boobies.
That might put forth the proper amount of SHOCK and AWE into their opponents.

The FBFB's? maybe we should have a poll on the name.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 11:09 am

surfpirate wrote: Agreed ...... I'll create a sticky.

. .YAY . .! !

. .oh . .one more thought . .

. .CritterVille Cove is gonna get pretty crowded for a laid-back beach town . .

. .I think we should just expand to a whole island . . ! !

. . Critter Key . .! ! . .with Critterville Cove as port-o-call . .

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 12, 2008 11:23 am

Musical interlude .....

Chewin' on toothpicks,
Getting’ my car fixed,
By all those mechanics covered with oil.
Shiftin' my four speed,
Floodin’ the fuel feed,
Smell those engines, they're beginnin' to boil.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, I’ve got nothin’ to fear.

Don't know what’s slower,
This car or a mower,
Seems I’ve been passed by all but a few.
Right from the beginning,
I thought I’d be winning,
So why I’m near last I haven’t a clue.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
Now I think – hell I’m close to the rear.

I blew out my tires,
The car caught on fire;
Lost a front wheel, had to coast to the pits.
But it’s no time to ponder,
Guess I’ll park it and wander,
Off to the bar and have a cold one with Bits.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, we’ve got plenty of beer.
Yes, and some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
And I know, we’ve still got plenty of beer … and rum, and tequila, and wine …

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » June 12, 2008 11:26 am

balcony girls wrote:
surfpirate wrote: Agreed ...... I'll create a sticky.
. .YAY . .! !

. .oh . .one more thought . .

. .CritterVille Cove is gonna get pretty crowded for a laid-back beach town . .

. .I think we should just expand to a whole island . . ! !

. . Critterville Key . .! ! . .with Critterville Cove as port-o-call . .

Didn't the island of Critter Key once secede from the U.S. (for one minute) in a publicity protest and declare itself a sovereign island nation of its own? To this day they hold an Independence Day celebration waving their flags.

OMG, I love this.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 12, 2008 11:31 am

alphabits wrote:Musical interlude .....

Chewin' on toothpicks,
Getting’ my car fixed,
By all those mechanics covered with oil.
Shiftin' my four speed,
Floodin’ the fuel feed,
Smell those engines, they're beginnin' to boil.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, I’ve got nothin’ to fear.

Don't know what’s slower,
This car or a mower,
Seems I’ve been passed by all but a few.
Right from the beginning,
I thought I’d be winning,
So why I’m near last I haven’t a clue.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
Now I think – hell I’m close to the rear.

I blew out my tires,
The car caught on fire;
Lost a front wheel, had to coast to the pits.
But it’s no time to ponder,
Guess I’ll park it and wander,
Off to the bar and have a cold one with Bits.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, we’ve got plenty of beer.
Yes, and some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
And I know, we’ve still got plenty of beer … and rum, and tequila, and wine …

. .Dear God. . ! ! . .pure genius, Bits . . ! ! . .BRAVO . .BRAVO . .! !

. . * * standing ovation from the balcony * *

. .tee hee. . . you are absolutely gonna DIE should Jimmy ever " insert " one of these verses while he's performing . . ! !

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » June 12, 2008 11:41 am

balcony girls wrote:
alphabits wrote:Musical interlude .....

Chewin' on toothpicks,
Getting’ my car fixed,
By all those mechanics covered with oil.
Shiftin' my four speed,
Floodin’ the fuel feed,
Smell those engines, they're beginnin' to boil.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, I’ve got nothin’ to fear.

Don't know what’s slower,
This car or a mower,
Seems I’ve been passed by all but a few.
Right from the beginning,
I thought I’d be winning,
So why I’m near last I haven’t a clue.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
Now I think – hell I’m close to the rear.

I blew out my tires,
The car caught on fire;
Lost a front wheel, had to coast to the pits.
But it’s no time to ponder,
Guess I’ll park it and wander,
Off to the bar and have a cold one with Bits.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, we’ve got plenty of beer.
Yes, and some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
And I know, we’ve still got plenty of beer … and rum, and tequila, and wine …
. .Dear God. . ! ! . .pure genius, Bits . . ! ! . .BRAVO . .BRAVO . .! !

. . * * standing ovation from the balcony * *

. .tee hee. . . you are absolutely gonna DIE should Jimmy ever " insert " one of these verses while he's performing . . ! !

BRILLIANT!

You are hereby nominated to be POET LAUREATE of the island of Critter Key.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 12, 2008 12:01 pm

surfpirate wrote: You are hereby nominated to be POET LAUREATE of the island of Critter Key.[/color]

Will I have to resign my position as Director of Dumbassity?

I don't even know if Dick Trickle is still racing ..... but I always thought his name was amusing.

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » June 12, 2008 12:16 pm

alphabits wrote:
surfpirate wrote: You are hereby nominated to be POET LAUREATE of the island of Critter Key.[/color]
Will I have to resign my position as Director of Dumbassity?

I don't even know if Dick Trickle is still racing ..... but I always thought his name was amusing.

You're a great wordsmith, Alphabits!!
I'm sure you can handle both positions: who knows, they might be the same thing!

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » June 12, 2008 12:18 pm

alphabits wrote:Musical interlude .....

Chewin' on toothpicks,
Getting’ my car fixed,
By all those mechanics covered with oil.
Shiftin' my four speed,
Floodin’ the fuel feed,
Smell those engines, they're beginnin' to boil.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, I’ve got nothin’ to fear.

Don't know what’s slower,
This car or a mower,
Seems I’ve been passed by all but a few.
Right from the beginning,
I thought I’d be winning,
So why I’m near last I haven’t a clue.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
Now I think – hell I’m close to the rear.

I blew out my tires,
The car caught on fire;
Lost a front wheel, had to coast to the pits.
But it’s no time to ponder,
Guess I’ll park it and wander,
Off to the bar and have a cold one with Bits.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, we’ve got plenty of beer.
Yes, and some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
And I know, we’ve still got plenty of beer … and rum, and tequila, and wine …

LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!!!!!!!

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » June 12, 2008 12:50 pm

surfpirate wrote:
pair8head wrote:Why not just go with a High School team....

Critterville High, Home of the Fighting Manatees.
The "Fighting" Manatees? Fighting? Wouldn't they just get slaughtered year after year by their arch rivals ..... the Mt. Pilot Motorboats?

fixed it for you

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » June 12, 2008 12:55 pm

surfpirate wrote:
OMG, I love this.

WE DO TOO SP!!! WE DO TOO!!

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » June 12, 2008 12:55 pm

alphabits wrote:Musical interlude .....

Chewin' on toothpicks,
Getting’ my car fixed,
By all those mechanics covered with oil.
Shiftin' my four speed,
Floodin’ the fuel feed,
Smell those engines, they're beginnin' to boil.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, I’ve got nothin’ to fear.

Don't know what’s slower,
This car or a mower,
Seems I’ve been passed by all but a few.
Right from the beginning,
I thought I’d be winning,
So why I’m near last I haven’t a clue.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
Now I think – hell I’m close to the rear.

I blew out my tires,
The car caught on fire;
Lost a front wheel, had to coast to the pits.
But it’s no time to ponder,
Guess I’ll park it and wander,
Off to the bar and have a cold one with Bits.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, we’ve got plenty of beer.
Yes, and some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
And I know, we’ve still got plenty of beer … and rum, and tequila, and wine …

You have way too much time on your hands.

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » June 12, 2008 1:21 pm

wheatsailor · Post by **wheatsailor** » June 12, 2008 2:08 pm

alphabits wrote:Musical interlude .....

Chewin' on toothpicks,
Getting’ my car fixed,
By all those mechanics covered with oil.
Shiftin' my four speed,
Floodin’ the fuel feed,
Smell those engines, they're beginnin' to boil.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, I’ve got nothin’ to fear.

Don't know what’s slower,
This car or a mower,
Seems I’ve been passed by all but a few.
Right from the beginning,
I thought I’d be winning,
So why I’m near last I haven’t a clue.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
Now I think – hell I’m close to the rear.

I blew out my tires,
The car caught on fire;
Lost a front wheel, had to coast to the pits.
But it’s no time to ponder,
Guess I’ll park it and wander,
Off to the bar and have a cold one with Bits.

Racin’ away again in NASCARitaville,
Searchin' for my first win of the year.
Some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
But I know, we’ve got plenty of beer.
Yes, and some people said that Dick Trickle’s ahead,
And I know, we’ve still got plenty of beer … and rum, and tequila, and wine …

Outstanding Bits!!!!! Bravo's from the left side of the lawn.

wheatsailor · Post by **wheatsailor** » June 12, 2008 2:10 pm

balcony girls wrote:
surfpirate wrote: Agreed ...... I'll create a sticky.
. .YAY . .! !

. .oh . .one more thought . .

. .CritterVille Cove is gonna get pretty crowded for a laid-back beach town . .

. .I think we should just expand to a whole island . . ! !

. . Critter Key . .! ! . .with Critterville Cove as port-o-call . .

Yes, yes and yes. My thoughts exactly. Well done BG!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » June 12, 2008 4:32 pm

If Jimmy buys NASCAR, will they retrofit all the cars to run on NASCARitaville tequila?