BN Critters - July 1st, 2008

Wastin' Away In Critterville (a comic strip by surfpirate)

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chippewa wrote:
Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:
alphabits wrote:Ruh-roh, will this mean an abbreviated career for our aspiring musicians?

Will their stuffed heads end up on Ted Nugent's wall?

Will our beloved Critters end up on the Nuge's 4th of July buffet table?

Are the Fab Four destined to become ... "The Platefull Dead"?

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Once again Bits has me shaking my head. I don't even wanna know where "The Platefull Dead" came from or what kind of drugs delivered it.
He must be getting advance copies of the strips, giving him time to work on his material.
'Cause I know his mind's not that quick anymore. :wink:

...and good one, Bits! :lol:
I rely on the mind-altering and mind-enhancing capabilities of Geritol. 8)
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Post by docandjeanie »

alphabits wrote:
chippewa wrote:
Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:
alphabits wrote:Ruh-roh, will this mean an abbreviated career for our aspiring musicians?

Will their stuffed heads end up on Ted Nugent's wall?

Will our beloved Critters end up on the Nuge's 4th of July buffet table?

Are the Fab Four destined to become ... "The Platefull Dead"?

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Once again Bits has me shaking my head. I don't even wanna know where "The Platefull Dead" came from or what kind of drugs delivered it.
He must be getting advance copies of the strips, giving him time to work on his material.
'Cause I know his mind's not that quick anymore. :wink:

...and good one, Bits! :lol:
I rely on the mind-altering and mind-enhancing capabilities of Geritol. 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by surfpirate »

Hmmmm ..... I had hoped today's danger factor facing our beloved critters might spark more interaction.
I hope we haven't apexed in readership, not yet anyway.

I may need to do some rewrites,
put in more cliffhangers,
go on hiatus or sabbatical for a few weeks "Gary Trudeau-style",
maybe kill off a character or two (so long Mr. Eko).

Or do I just need to insert more boobies?

~~~~~ surfpirate
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Post by docandjeanie »

surfpirate wrote:Hmmmm ..... I had hoped today's danger factor facing our beloved critters might spark more interaction.
I hope we haven't apexed in readership, not yet anyway.

I may need to do some rewrites,
put in more cliffhangers,
go on hiatus or sabbatical for a few weeks "Gary Trudeau-style",
maybe kill off a character or two (so long Mr. Eko).

Or do I just need to insert more boobies?

~~~~~ surfpirate

Boobies, always work :wink:
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Spank the monkey
Skin the cat
Pluck the duck
I'll live with that
Spare the HOG
We need him here
The best bet is
Boobies and beer
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Post by C-Dawg »

alphabits wrote:Spank the monkey
Skin the cat
Pluck the duck
I'll live with that
Spare the HOG
We need him here
The best bet is
Boobies and beer
I may have to try this stuff you call Geritol.....seems like it's some good sh*t!!!! Do you wash it down with a shot of Rhum?
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C-Dawg wrote:
alphabits wrote:Spank the monkey
Skin the cat
Pluck the duck
I'll live with that
Spare the HOG
We need him here
The best bet is
Boobies and beer
I may have to try this stuff you call Geritol.....seems like it's some good sh*t!!!! Do you wash it down with a shot of Rhum?
Tequila ... and orange juice, and grenadine.
I call it a Geritequila Sunrise.
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alphabits wrote:Spank the monkey
Skin the cat
Pluck the duck
I'll live with that
Spare the HOG
We need him here
The best bet is
Boobies and beer
owe... abs are hurting more than before..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice ;)
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Post by surfpirate »

pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice ;)
Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation. :o

~~~~~~~ surfpirate
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You can't kill off the band before they have a name! :o :lol:
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Post by C-Dawg »

surfpirate wrote:
pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice ;)
Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation. :o

~~~~~~~ surfpirate
Let me get this right....you're ACTUALLY considering listening to 'Bits?!?!?!? :o :o :o
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Post by smokindave »

boobies,beer and geritol......hmmmmmm dayum all this time i've been on vodka and valium....no wonder i get confused sometimes....i need to try this geritol stuff [smilie=asa.gif]
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C-Dawg wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice ;)
Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation. :o

~~~~~~~ surfpirate
Let me get this right....you're ACTUALLY considering listening to 'Bits?!?!?!? :o :o :o
I hope not!! We don't want to lose those guys!!!
Maybe they'll get a little Cat Scratch Fever instead? Or maybe 'ole Ted has mellowed a bit and won't eat our guys but give them pointers, (but hopefully not the points on arrows)
Maybe if they show Ted some Sha-Boobies from the groupies he'll let them live!!!
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Will we see the HOG skewered?? :lol: :lol:
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what can I say?? :roll: :roll:
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C-Dawg wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice ;)
Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation. :o

~~~~~~~ surfpirate
Let me get this right....you're ACTUALLY considering listening to 'Bits?!?!?!? :o :o :o
Hey, there's a first time for everything. :P :P
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Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

If the band gets killed off we can always make them into a new cereal...Crits n Bits. :o


Or maybe that's dog food..hmmmm

:lol:
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Post by Tarheel Tail-Gator »

surfpirate wrote:
pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice ;)
Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation. :o

~~~~~~~ surfpirate
Well SP, I did think that maybe you were working a "Lost" angle where you may kill off a main character. Of course, the "island" may not let the characters be killed off.

I don't see characters being killed off, because next time you get writers' block, you can introduce a Seinfeld "bizarro world" where four similar Critters (say for instance a penguin instead of a duck, and maybe a Hot Old Gecko, )

By the way, going out on a tangent, there's a band out of Austin called the Gourds (who opened for Susan Tedeschi in Charlotte a few years ago), who have a quite interesting version of Gin n' Juice. You can YOU TUBE it if you are interested.
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Post by Salukulady »

SharkOnLand wrote:You can't kill off the band before they have a name! :o :lol:
or a uke player......
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