I rely on the mind-altering and mind-enhancing capabilities of Geritol.chippewa wrote:He must be getting advance copies of the strips, giving him time to work on his material.Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:Once again Bits has me shaking my head. I don't even wanna know where "The Platefull Dead" came from or what kind of drugs delivered it.alphabits wrote:Ruh-roh, will this mean an abbreviated career for our aspiring musicians?
Will their stuffed heads end up on Ted Nugent's wall?
Will our beloved Critters end up on the Nuge's 4th of July buffet table?
Are the Fab Four destined to become ... "The Platefull Dead"?
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'Cause I know his mind's not that quick anymore.
...and good one, Bits!
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alphabits
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docandjeanie
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alphabits wrote:I rely on the mind-altering and mind-enhancing capabilities of Geritol.chippewa wrote:He must be getting advance copies of the strips, giving him time to work on his material.Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:Once again Bits has me shaking my head. I don't even wanna know where "The Platefull Dead" came from or what kind of drugs delivered it.alphabits wrote:Ruh-roh, will this mean an abbreviated career for our aspiring musicians?
Will their stuffed heads end up on Ted Nugent's wall?
Will our beloved Critters end up on the Nuge's 4th of July buffet table?
Are the Fab Four destined to become ... "The Platefull Dead"?
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'Cause I know his mind's not that quick anymore.
...and good one, Bits!



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surfpirate
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Hmmmm ..... I had hoped today's danger factor facing our beloved critters might spark more interaction.
I hope we haven't apexed in readership, not yet anyway.
I may need to do some rewrites,
put in more cliffhangers,
go on hiatus or sabbatical for a few weeks "Gary Trudeau-style",
maybe kill off a character or two (so long Mr. Eko).
Or do I just need to insert more boobies?
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I hope we haven't apexed in readership, not yet anyway.
I may need to do some rewrites,
put in more cliffhangers,
go on hiatus or sabbatical for a few weeks "Gary Trudeau-style",
maybe kill off a character or two (so long Mr. Eko).
Or do I just need to insert more boobies?
~~~~~ surfpirate
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docandjeanie
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surfpirate wrote:Hmmmm ..... I had hoped today's danger factor facing our beloved critters might spark more interaction.
I hope we haven't apexed in readership, not yet anyway.
I may need to do some rewrites,
put in more cliffhangers,
go on hiatus or sabbatical for a few weeks "Gary Trudeau-style",
maybe kill off a character or two (so long Mr. Eko).
Or do I just need to insert more boobies?
~~~~~ surfpirate
Boobies, always work



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alphabits
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Tequila ... and orange juice, and grenadine.C-Dawg wrote:I may have to try this stuff you call Geritol.....seems like it's some good sh*t!!!! Do you wash it down with a shot of Rhum?alphabits wrote:Spank the monkey
Skin the cat
Pluck the duck
I'll live with that
Spare the HOG
We need him here
The best bet is
Boobies and beer
I call it a Geritequila Sunrise.
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surfpirate
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Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation.pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice
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SharkOnLand
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Let me get this right....you're ACTUALLY considering listening to 'Bits?!?!?!?surfpirate wrote:Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation.pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice![]()
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smokindave
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PerfectPartner
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I hope not!! We don't want to lose those guys!!!C-Dawg wrote:Let me get this right....you're ACTUALLY considering listening to 'Bits?!?!?!?surfpirate wrote:Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation.pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice![]()
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Maybe they'll get a little Cat Scratch Fever instead? Or maybe 'ole Ted has mellowed a bit and won't eat our guys but give them pointers, (but hopefully not the points on arrows)
Maybe if they show Ted some Sha-Boobies from the groupies he'll let them live!!!
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alphabits
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Hey, there's a first time for everything.C-Dawg wrote:Let me get this right....you're ACTUALLY considering listening to 'Bits?!?!?!?surfpirate wrote:Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation.pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice![]()
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Well SP, I did think that maybe you were working a "Lost" angle where you may kill off a main character. Of course, the "island" may not let the characters be killed off.surfpirate wrote:Well yeah, perhaps .... if he survives as a character ..... from what I'm reading here I could knock off most of the characters as long as I keep doling out the boobies. I'm not exactly sure what to make of this revelation.pojo wrote:boobies & beer.... what a phintastic combination... maybe duckett can record a version of gin & juice![]()
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I don't see characters being killed off, because next time you get writers' block, you can introduce a Seinfeld "bizarro world" where four similar Critters (say for instance a penguin instead of a duck, and maybe a Hot Old Gecko, )
By the way, going out on a tangent, there's a band out of Austin called the Gourds (who opened for Susan Tedeschi in Charlotte a few years ago), who have a quite interesting version of Gin n' Juice. You can YOU TUBE it if you are interested.
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