Baseball player fractures WHAT?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 3, 2008 10:02 am

BottleofRum wrote:Now that is a case of blue balls.

guess this means he's been blackballed from the Sperm Bank for a while...

Staredge · Post by **Staredge** » July 3, 2008 10:12 am

The play by play is hysterical.

Looks like it hit him on the side, probably shifting his cup. *ouch* Then comes the nausea that doesn't go away for a half-hour or so. The dull ache. The slightly bowlegged walk trying to keep from brushing against them. God forbid your pants bind up when you sit down.

I'll stop now.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » July 3, 2008 10:59 am

flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:DamB, that even made ME cross my legs.
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!

Now there are three ladies over here with crossed legs!!!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 3, 2008 11:11 am

Dally wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:DamB, that even made ME cross my legs.
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!
Now there are three ladies over here with crossed legs!!!

four - and I didn't know those would break.

Gypsy In The Palace · Post by **Gypsy In The Palace** » July 3, 2008 11:24 am

So, we have a dead ball situation.

csmithnj · Post by **csmithnj** » July 3, 2008 11:31 am

weirdo0521 wrote:
csmithnj wrote:No cup?
Never found them to be comfortable.

Neither is a broken testy. Decisions, decisions . . . .

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » July 3, 2008 11:36 am

even Nurse Louie couln't make that boo-boo all better.....

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » July 3, 2008 12:28 pm

big john wrote:
weirdo0521 wrote:
csmithnj wrote:No cup?
Never found them to be comfortable.
I agree. I played rugby for nine years. I tried wearing a cup and
it just made me run funny.

If I had the choice between running funny and broken nuts, I'd take the funny running.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 3, 2008 12:28 pm

big john wrote:
weirdo0521 wrote:
csmithnj wrote:No cup?
Never found them to be comfortable.
I agree. I played rugby for nine years. I tried wearing a cup and
it just made me run funny.

Got video?

I couldn't watch the video either. Back in my freshman year of college my boyfriend was playing intramural football and either got hit or kicked in the nuts. I didn't see what happened, just saw him lying on the ground with tears streaming out of his eyes. I went running over there and got about 5 feet away and he yelled through clenched teeth, "Get....the....hell...outta......here!"

I stopped dead in my tracks, wondering how I could possibly have been responsible for what had happened...then I noticed where his hands were.

It's still a vivid memory, 25 years later.

Poor guy...he really was in misery.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 3, 2008 1:01 pm

Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "bust a nut."

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » July 3, 2008 4:05 pm

I didn't know you could bust a nut like that. He needs a Kevlar cup when he comes back off the DL.

Skibo · Post by **Skibo** » July 3, 2008 4:13 pm

Big freaking deal one broken ball. My wife busts mine every day...both of them.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 4, 2008 12:22 am

in some ways funny..

but please remember that shock can kill..
and a major hit in that area will
cause shock..

pojo · Post by **pojo** » July 4, 2008 10:58 am

owe........

big john · Post by **big john** » July 4, 2008 12:32 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:
big john wrote:
weirdo0521 wrote:
csmithnj wrote:No cup?
Never found them to be comfortable.
I agree. I played rugby for nine years. I tried wearing a cup and
it just made me run funny.
If I had the choice between running funny and broken nuts, I'd take the funny running.

Yeah but the thing is I never got hit in the groin in games or in pratice.
I did get a jammed shoulder, dislocated finger, and a closed eye.
On the flipside, I knocked one guy out cold and broke another guy's
collar bone. But in both those instances they ran into me.