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Posted: **July 13, 2008 2:11 am**

83% of American households have one of these...

Posted: **July 13, 2008 4:38 am**

toaster
microwave

big screen tv
dvr

Posted: **July 13, 2008 7:07 am**

computer

Posted: **July 13, 2008 8:09 am**

garbage disposal

dishwasher

Posted: **July 13, 2008 9:28 am**

children

pets

landshark lager sign "borrowed" from a concert

indoor plumbing

Posted: **July 13, 2008 9:32 am**

garage

telephone

one of those new fangled things...washer and a dryer

Posted: **July 13, 2008 9:53 am**

mortgage destined for foreclosure

tire swing

'62 Ford Fairlane on cinder blocks surrounded by weeds

tiki bar

a drunk passed out in their tiki bar

Posted: **July 13, 2008 9:58 am**

a cat

a dog

Posted: **July 13, 2008 10:16 am**

bar/ liquor cabinet

blender

Posted: **July 13, 2008 10:56 am**

fax machine

printer / scanner

Piano

garage

deck

patio

porch

Posted: **July 13, 2008 12:19 pm**

Bible

Remote control

Remote control Bible

a VCR that blinks 12:00

a picture of dogs playing poker

a singing fish hanging on the wall

Posted: **July 13, 2008 12:42 pm**

A TV in the kitchen.

Posted: **July 13, 2008 12:46 pm**

musical instrument

electric can opener

can of Campbell's soup

Posted: **July 13, 2008 12:47 pm**

An outdoor grill of some sort (hibachi, gas grill, etc.)

Posted: **July 13, 2008 12:56 pm**

a water filter

fireplace

heat pump

infestation of some sort

air conditioning

Posted: **July 13, 2008 1:23 pm**

a vaccuum cleaner

Posted: **July 13, 2008 1:34 pm**

fireplace

Posted: **July 13, 2008 1:35 pm**

phjrsaunt wrote:An outdoor grill of some sort (hibachi, gas grill, etc.)

Posted: **July 13, 2008 1:36 pm**

SMLCHNG wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:An outdoor grill of some sort (hibachi, gas grill, etc.)

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