BN Critters - July 24th, 2008

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » July 24, 2008 2:12 am

THURSDAY, 24 JULY 2008

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Marnin Grita Guy · Post by **Marnin Grita Guy** » July 24, 2008 5:27 am

I thought for a moment there was going to be a "flashing" of boobies

from the bouncing boobie girl.

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » July 24, 2008 5:41 am

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:I thought for a moment there was going to be a "flashing" of boobies

from the bouncing boobie girl.

GPHMTA!

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » July 24, 2008 5:53 am

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » July 24, 2008 6:06 am

poor, poor Bubbles...er....Mick, I mean....have we come up with a name for him yet???....but no wonder he drinks at the Tiki Bar so much....wouldn't you if you used to live with MJ....the things you must have saw there

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » July 24, 2008 6:59 am

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » July 24, 2008 8:13 am

Okay, this just keeps geting wierder and wierder.....

Michael Jackson??? YUCK!!!!!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 24, 2008 8:17 am

flashforward.... a la LOST.....

pojo · Post by **pojo** » July 24, 2008 8:18 am

the critters didn't ask for a ride (at neverland).....

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » July 24, 2008 8:43 am

pojo wrote:the critters didn't ask for a ride (at neverland).....

you never ask to ride anything at neverland

NYCsharkling · Post by **NYCsharkling** » July 24, 2008 8:57 am

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » July 24, 2008 9:04 am

Capt.Flock wrote:
pojo wrote:the critters didn't ask for a ride (at neverland).....

you never ask to ride anything at neverland

I think that's why Bubbles drinks so much...trying to forget the "rides" at Neverland

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 24, 2008 10:47 am

obviously that wasn't the flashback they said would come

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 24, 2008 10:47 am

Rides .... at Neverland? Did they need tickets?

Ticket To Ride (MJ's version):

I think I'm losing my mind,
I think I need meds, yeah.
The chimp that used to be kind,
Is hiding instead.

He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
But he don't care.

He said my ranch was a zoo,
Eight days a week, yeah.
And he would rather fling poo,
Than live with a freak.

He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
But he don't care.

I don't know why he's hidin' that way,
He ought to think twice,
He really looked nice with me.
Before he turns and then runs away,
He ought to think more,
And hit the dance floor with me.

I think I'm losing my mind,
I think I need meds, yeah.
The chimp that used to be kind,
Is hiding instead.

He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
But he don't care.

I don't know why he's joinin' a band,
He ought to think some,
And be a good chum to me.
Before he runs to play in the sand,
He ought to think clear,
And moonwalk right here with me.

He heard the story they wove,
That we were all wacko, yeah.
Now he'd rather be at the Cove
Than hang out with Jacko.

Ah, he had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
He had a ticket to ride,
But he don't care.

My Bubbles don't care, my Bubbles don't care.
My Bubbles don't care, my Bubbles don't care.
My Bubbles don't care.

dnw · Post by **dnw** » July 24, 2008 10:58 am

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » July 24, 2008 11:26 am

It's the news guy again.... trouble always breaks out when he's around. Yeah, you might say he's responding to the news, but I think he creates news for attention.

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » July 24, 2008 11:28 am

A FLASH sideways????

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » July 24, 2008 11:58 am

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 24, 2008 12:31 pm

Maybe Elton will show up next for a duet with Michael - Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

johnath2o · Post by **johnath2o** » July 24, 2008 12:37 pm

MJ & Elton together

Say it ain't so!