What's Below Rock Bottom???
John Brice
Volquest.com
The first time I noticed an in-game rendition of "Rocky Top" came 20 minutes into Tennessee's homecoming contest against Wyoming; the Vols trailed already 13-0 inside sparsely populated Neyland Stadium, where perhaps 30,000 alums and fans were disguised as empty aluminum bleachers.
What, possibly, could've sparked the striking of the band? Well, that came courtesy Wyoming's Jake Scott, who shanked the extra point attempt on linebacker Ward Dobbs' pick-six interception that would've lifted the Cowboys to a 14-0 lead. Nice. Sort of provided an jazz funeral-type feel to a week in which athletics director Mike Hamilton eschewed the easy and popular choice regarding the University of Tennessee's football future in favor of the right one. Twenty-one losses and counting since the onset of the 2005 season; 10 years and going since the last conference title.
So welcome to Tennessee football homecoming, 2008. Where "rock bottom," which supposedly arrived three years ago in a home loss to Vanderbilt, now has been replaced by whatever is below "rock bottom."
The Vols just gave up 14, oops 13, points off two turnovers, a pair of Nick Stephens interceptions that apparently were all that stood between them and an 7-0 win. So said Fulmer.
"If we don't have that," said Fulmer, "we win 7-0 maybe, I don't know."
Tennessee, despite play that must have had Gen. Robert Neyland rolling over in his grave, had chances to win. Yet it dropped passes, overthrew passes, was 0-for-2 on fourth-down conversions and didn't record a sack while the Cowboys thrice dropped Vols signal-callers.
Tennessee's defense couldn't get off the field quickly enough on the ensuing Cowboys possession, which gnawed some 4 minutes, 23 seconds off the clock and ended at the Vols' own 21-yard line only when the Pokes came up inches short on fourth-and-two-and-a-half. Seventy-nine yards of real estate for this offense, which finished the day with just 219 total, might as well have represented a transcontinental journey.
Devoid of the emotion that ruled his dismissal press conference on Monday, Fulmer said the Vols "should have won" the game. Anyone who watched knows otherwise. Tennessee was outplayed; it was out hustled; it was outcoached.
It wasn't "rock bottom." It's whatever rests beneath that, aside from this Tennessee football season.