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Posted By Anonymous
1) "Wrinkles Only Go Were the Smiles Have Been"
2) "Indecision May or May Not Be My Problem"
3) "Go Fast Enough To Get There, But Slow Enough To See, Moderation Seems To Be The Key"

Posted By Lou_A1A
4) "Stop using my name without my permission or I will sue you!"

Posted By J P Schultz
"I'm just tryin' to get by bein' quiet and shy in a world full of pushin' and shovin'"

Posted By Dolphyn101
"there's no dumb-[color=ff0000]•••[/color] vaccine"

Posted By Buckman18
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane"

Posted By parrotnaut
"They're normal people most of the time. But they have a slight streak of insanity in their make up, that comes out when the go to the show."

Posted By Coach Jimmy K or San Diego PHC
"This was never meant to be family entertainment."

and

"I want y'all to know that I am still foolishly spending your money."

Posted By capt.toni
"As long as you people keep on paying good money,
we'll keep on do'in it!"

"Thank you for my summer job."

Posted By Alysia
"It's a Freeding Frenzy on a hot summer's night!"

Posted By sonofabeach
I know we can relate to most of these quotes;

If I could just get it on paper I could tell you what I think I did

If I had it all to do over again I'd just get myself drunk & I'd jump right back in!!

No place like home when you're this far away

Yes I am a pirate,200 years too late

So many nights I just dream of the ocean god I wish I was sailing again

I gotta be where the wind & the water are free

I guess I never was meant for glitter rock-n-roll

No [color=ff0000]•••••••[/color] health food!!!!!!!!

Posted By Bertdorf
"I knew I could use a Bloody Mary, so I stumbled next door to the bar..."
and
"There sits a fifth of tequila... God I swore I'd never drink it again!"

Posted By VAparrothead
"It was too much tequila, or not quite enough"

"Be good and you will be lonesome, be lonesome and you will be free, live a lie and you will live to regret it, that's what living is to me"

"If you ever wonder why you ride the carousel, you do it for the stories you can tell"

"I feel like I'm stranded on a sandbar, stuck in my tracks like a street car, playin' it for all that it's worth"

Posted By capt.toni
"A permanant reminder of a temporary feeling"

Posted By winoUknow
"All that fiber optic gear still can't take away the fear like an island song"

Posted By ohio
you guys are the best! Keep these coming...I love 'em!!

Posted By GaBUffettFan
"I just want to live happily ever after - every now and then"

"Turn off the TV. Turn off the crap"

"You need a Holiday"

"This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I got cabin fever"

Posted By dut
My personal favorite

"Stay in touch with my insanity, really is the only way"

Posted By Lou_A1A
"Ran into a chum (at the Sandbar) with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night"

"This softball stuff will kill me yet"

Posted By Christine
"....but then I think about the good times..down in the Caribbean sunshine..."

"Spend it while you can, money's contraband, you can't take it with you when you go..."

"Where I go I hope there's rum...."

"But there's booze in the blender and soon it will render..that frozen concoction that helps me hang on!!!"

Posted By Anonymous
mobile homes looked alot better as beer cans