BN Critters - August 1st, 2008

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » August 1, 2008 2:14 am

FRIDAY, 1 AUGUST 2008

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Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » August 1, 2008 2:18 am

Reds are out , they traded Griffey heck all I have is Cowboys and the Buckeyes

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » August 1, 2008 3:00 am

dun dun dun...

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » August 1, 2008 6:00 am

Capt.Flock wrote:
Reds are out , they traded Griffey heck all I have is Cowboys and the Buckeyes

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news dude...but you got nuthin'!!!!

Sooooooooo.....Oprah is the mastermind behind this world domination scheme...OMG....who's gonna save us? Sounds like a job for Austin Powers or Maxwell Smart....wonder if either one has a summer home on Critter Key

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 1, 2008 6:45 am

Control the Phlocks????

Say it ain't so........!

Love it SP...

Oprah is evil and must be destroyed...

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » August 1, 2008 7:27 am

Peter Tork? As in the Monkees???

Oh no!!!!

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » August 1, 2008 7:51 am

Is there such a thing as Too Many Plotlines?

Stay tuned ... where will he take us next?

Marnin Grita Guy · Post by **Marnin Grita Guy** » August 1, 2008 8:00 am

Oh who can save us from this evil?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 1, 2008 8:12 am

What is thy bidding, my master?

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » August 1, 2008 8:15 am

Snowparrot wrote:Is there such a thing as Too Many Plotlines?

Stay tuned ... where will he take us next?

When will the boys complete their first recording session?
What influence will Bruce Dickinson have? Are Surf and Bruce headed for a confrontation?
Will Michael Jackson be banished? (yes) "My boys are rockers. There will be no dancing".
Will Megalaritamart, Inc. successfully lure Surfpirate away from Critterville Cove? Will Oprah and Meglaritamart clash?
What will happen in the upcoming WCCR radio "So You Think You Can Trop Rock?" contest?
Just how is it that the boys become major music stars in the U.S.? We saw a flashforward.
Will TicketMaster handle ticket sales for The Critters WORLD TOUR 2008?
Where will their first U.S. television appearance take place?
Will Benny Puckett resurface?
What is happening back at the Critterville Cove Tiki Bar?
Will hurricane season bring out the mysterious Pojo Signal again?
Will Sha-Boobies return?

And here's something to consider ....... BN Critters may be forced to take a few days, a week (longer?) hiatus beginning next Monday. If the unions strike Verizon (their contracts expire midnight Saturday), I'll deployed out in the field somewhere to work 72 hour weeks, 12 hours days filling in (in my "real job" I am an IT manager at Verizon ..... I have been trained in the past few weeks how to be an installer technician, so you may see me up on a telephone pole in some state somewhere). I don't have enough strips "in the can" to publish anything if I am out filling in during a potential work stoppage (I've been winging it the past month day-by-day, obviously (Oprah? c'mon).

Prepare for a brief potential period with no new BN Critters.

FunkyBunny · Post by **FunkyBunny** » August 1, 2008 8:20 am

The excitement Builds!!!!
its like the cliffhanger at the end of the season!!

dnw · Post by **dnw** » August 1, 2008 8:46 am

I will miss the critters. Be safe climbing those telephone poles.

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » August 1, 2008 9:03 am

We just root for uniforms...

Stay safe SP...hope they get the contract dispute settled.
Can you hear me now?

Grams · Post by **Grams** » August 1, 2008 9:07 am

I will miss the critters,

but take care of you.. Remember you have phriends wherever you climb!!!

Joetown Parrothead · Post by **Joetown Parrothead** » August 1, 2008 9:33 am

spartan1979 · Post by **spartan1979** » August 1, 2008 10:22 am

Instead of a lapse, just run "the Best of BN Critters."

Be safe.

spartan1979 · Post by **spartan1979** » August 1, 2008 10:23 am

Sorry, double post, I quoted when I meant to edit.

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » August 1, 2008 11:10 am

spartan1979 wrote:Instead of a lapse, just run "the Best of BN Critters."

"Classic Critters" eh?

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » August 1, 2008 11:15 am

. .well . . . you do tell us that WE write these strips. . .

. .maybe each day just give us a " scene " . . or perhaps just a word . . then let us run with it . . ! !

. . it would give you something to enjoy when you get home at night . . . and I'm betting there are plenty of peeps here that can supply a laugh or two for ya . . ! !

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » August 1, 2008 11:17 am

It's the BIG O....