BN Critters - August 1st, 2008

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » August 1, 2008 11:22 am

nutmeg wrote:Peter Tork? As in the Monkees???

Oh no!!!!

alot of people won't get this one

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » August 1, 2008 11:23 am

balcony girls wrote:. .well . . . you do tell us that WE write these strips. . .

. .maybe each day just give us a " scene " . . or perhaps just a word . . then let us run with it . . ! !

. . it would give you something to enjoy when you get home at night . . . and I'm betting there are plenty of peeps here that can supply a laugh or two for ya . . ! !

Hmmmm. Good idea. I'll likely be out on the road away from home in hotels, but each evening I can prepare an

"8/4/08 Assignment BN: BN Critters Discussion"

or something to that effect, and kickstart it off in some manner.

That works for me.

Thanks!

Let's practice.

FLASHFOWARD.
Scene: The Critters have just completed their 2nd encore at their U.S. debut concert in Boise.
The crowd is on their feet screaming as security whisks the boys offstage to a waiting limo.
The doors slam and the limo screeches away before the boys realize ............

smokindave · Post by **smokindave** » August 1, 2008 12:45 pm

surfpirate wrote:
balcony girls wrote:. .well . . . you do tell us that WE write these strips. . .

. .maybe each day just give us a " scene " . . or perhaps just a word . . then let us run with it . . ! !

. . it would give you something to enjoy when you get home at night . . . and I'm betting there are plenty of peeps here that can supply a laugh or two for ya . . ! !

Hmmmm. Good idea. I'll likely be out on the road away from home in hotels, but each evening I can prepare an

"8/4/08 Assignment BN: BN Critters Discussion"

or something to that effect, and kickstart it off in some manner.

That works for me. Thanks!

Let's practice.

FLASHFOWARD.
Scene: The Critters have just completed their 2nd encore at their U.S. debut concert in Boise.
The crowd is on their feet screaming as security whisks the boys offstage to a waiting limo.
The doors slam and the limo screeches away before the boys realize ............

Oprah,Peter Tork and Ted Nugent are already seated in the limo

smokindave · Post by **smokindave** » August 1, 2008 12:54 pm

nutmeg wrote:Peter Tork? As in the Monkees???

Oh no!!!!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 1, 2008 1:16 pm

someone hold me - I'm askeered

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 1, 2008 1:32 pm

surfpirate wrote:FLASHFOWARD.
Scene: The Critters have just completed their 2nd encore at their U.S. debut concert in Boise.
The crowd is on their feet screaming as security whisks the boys offstage to a waiting limo.
The doors slam and the limo screeches away before the boys realize ............

.... the limo driver is TOONCES!!! And he's drunk. And pi$$ed.
Because the lads are famous and he's just a stinkin' limo driver.
The paparazzi are in hot pursuit. Will disaster ensue?

pojo · Post by **pojo** » August 1, 2008 4:38 pm

Oh no.... a cliffhanger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » August 3, 2008 10:58 am

Conolulu wrote: Oprah is evil and must be destroyed...

Oprah is the Anti Christ.

tgr8one · Post by **tgr8one** » August 5, 2008 12:41 pm

surfpirate wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:Is there such a thing as Too Many Plotlines?

Stay tuned ... where will he take us next?
When will the boys complete their first recording session?
What influence will Bruce Dickinson have? Are Surf and Bruce headed for a confrontation?
Will Michael Jackson be banished? (yes) "My boys are rockers. There will be no dancing".
Will Megalaritamart, Inc. successfully lure Surfpirate away from Critterville Cove? Will Oprah and Meglaritamart clash?
What will happen in the upcoming WCCR radio "So You Think You Can Trop Rock?" contest?
Just how is it that the boys become major music stars in the U.S.? We saw a flashforward.
Will TicketMaster handle ticket sales for The Critters WORLD TOUR 2008?
Where will their first U.S. television appearance take place?
Will Benny Puckett resurface?
What is happening back at the Critterville Cove Tiki Bar?
Will hurricane season bring out the mysterious Pojo Signal again?
Will Sha-Boobies return?

And here's something to consider ....... BN Critters may be forced to take a few days, a week (longer?) hiatus beginning next Monday. If the unions strike Verizon (their contracts expire midnight Saturday), I'll deployed out in the field somewhere to work 72 hour weeks, 12 hours days filling in (in my "real job" I am an IT manager at Verizon ..... I have been trained in the past few weeks how to be an installer technician, so you may see me up on a telephone pole in some state somewhere). I don't have enough strips "in the can" to publish anything if I am out filling in during a potential work stoppage (I've been winging it the past month day-by-day, obviously (Oprah? c'mon).

Prepare for a brief potential period with no new BN Critters.

SP that's pretty damn good that you've kept up with all that's goin on in your world while dealing with the Real world.

Do whatcha gotta do, Us at the cove will be livin on island time waiting for your return