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by Guest July 18, 2001 1:46 pm
Why do women get periods?
jasonmason35215
Be good and you will be lonesome
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by jasonmason35215 July 25, 2001 10:58 am
Why do men die before their wives?
LIPH
Last Man Standing
Posts: 67444 Joined: April 24, 2001 8:00 pmNumber of Concerts: 0Favorite Boat Drink: my next beer, as long as it's not Blandshark
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by LIPH July 25, 2001 11:34 am
If a woman asks a question and there's no man around to answer it, is he still wrong?
A1APHAN123
Southeast of disorder
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by A1APHAN123 December 14, 2001 12:30 pm
Yes! We are wrong no matter what we do!
halfpint6924
We are the People our Parents Warned us
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by halfpint6924 September 13, 2004 3:28 pm
A1APHAN123 wrote: Yes! We are wrong no matter what we do!
No you're not!
rednekkPH
Party at the End of the World
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by rednekkPH September 13, 2004 3:51 pm
Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
halfpint6924
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by halfpint6924 September 14, 2004 9:29 am
rednekkPH wrote: Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
My feet are smaller because things just don't grow in the dark.
Finway
Nibblin' on sponge cake
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by Finway September 14, 2004 9:32 am
halfpint6924
We are the People our Parents Warned us
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by halfpint6924 September 14, 2004 9:47 am
Being 4'9" tall.....I can't reach the sink anyway..lol
unclejohn
Hoot!
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by unclejohn September 14, 2004 10:31 am
How many men does it take to wash the dishes?
None...its a womans job
Sorry just noticed a trend starting here
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
12Volt
Gypsies in the palace
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by 12Volt September 14, 2004 12:38 pm
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...she's already been told twice!
Disclaimer...Please note for the record, I am highly against hitting a woman ever.
meisinger
If we weren't all crazy ...
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by meisinger September 14, 2004 6:26 pm
12Volt wrote: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...she's already been told twice!
Disclaimer...Please note for the record, I am highly against hitting a woman ever.
I just told that to my wife and even she laughed.
Look I'm a little slow today, I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart.
rednekkPH
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by rednekkPH September 15, 2004 10:37 am
Why is a watch a poor gift for a woman?
Because there is already a clock on the stove.
dpph
Newbie
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by dpph September 15, 2004 3:25 pm
How men does it take to open a beer?
None, it better be open by the time she brings it!
rednekkPH
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by rednekkPH September 15, 2004 3:49 pm
Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
halfpint6924
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by halfpint6924 September 15, 2004 4:28 pm
[quote="rednekkPH"]Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
God grant me the serentity.............
parrottonankle
Southeast of disorder
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by parrottonankle September 16, 2004 10:52 am
Why hasn't a woman been sent to the moon yet?
Be Good and You Will Be Lonesome. Be Lonesome and You Will Be Free. Live a Lie and You Will Live To Regret It. That's What Living Is To Me. That's What Living Is To Me.
