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20 funniest/dumbest quotes from athletes

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Post by Bob Roberts »

This is the stupidest sh*t I've ever heard an athelete say...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82BPA5QAaQ

I'd like to see his black @ss over in Iraq! We'd see how much of a soldier he was. Put his sorry @ss on the front lines!
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Nothing from Yogi Berra??
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Post by sonofabeach »

Bob Roberts wrote:This is the stupidest sh*t I've ever heard an athelete say...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82BPA5QAaQ

I'd like to see his black @ss over in Iraq! We'd see how much of a soldier he was. Put his sorry @ss on the front lines!
No need for racial comments although I agree it was a dumb comment.
Me thinks he was not refering to an actual infantry soldier. More like it's war on the field also refered to as trenches.
Plus he was p*ssed because they had just been upset. You can get some good/crazy quotes in those situations.


Mike Tyson could have his own list :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2o ... re=related
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i never smoked astroturf but I did roll a blunt in with a yellowpage once :D
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Post by citcat »

pbans wrote:Nothing from Yogi Berra??
You could write a BOOK from some of his quotes. :lol:
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Post by Frank4 »

I love the Jordan quote...pretty funny
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