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STD's arise in Retirement Community

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:o :o :o ewwwwwwwwwwwww

STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education

POSTED: 12:26 am EDT May 27, 2006
UPDATED: 10:40 pm EDT May 27, 2006


Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

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Due to the lack of shuffleboard courts it looks like a few too many seniors have taken up 'tummy sticks' for a hobby.
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

The Villages is that where GulfBreeze lives?

I seem to remember that they have their own Parrothead club as well.

I think they have been listening to that "love song from a different point

of view."


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Viagra the new one a day!
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Brings new meaning to the Thursday All-you-can-eat Crab Buffet. :o
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Better educate those kids and start passing out condoms.

Of course, what the he!!......I've decided if I make it to 80 it's all gravy after that. I'm gonna do all the things we're not suppose to do. Drink more booze, drive fast, take illegal drugs, and have unprotected sex with anything that moves. Whoo-hoo!
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Joetown Parrothead wrote:Viagra the new one a day!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Salukulady wrote:Better educate those kids and start passing out condoms.

Of course, what the he!!......I've decided if I make it to 80 it's all gravy after that. I'm gonna do all the things we're not suppose to do. Drink more booze, drive fast, take illegal drugs, and have unprotected sex with anything that moves. Whoo-hoo!
you didn't live in the 70's did you? :lol: :lol:
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ph4ever wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Better educate those kids and start passing out condoms.

Of course, what the he!!......I've decided if I make it to 80 it's all gravy after that. I'm gonna do all the things we're not suppose to do. Drink more booze, drive fast, take illegal drugs, and have unprotected sex with anything that moves. Whoo-hoo!
you didn't live in the 70's did you? :lol: :lol:
Oh, yes I did! I miss those care free days. Everything was relatively cool until 1984......
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Salukulady wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Better educate those kids and start passing out condoms.

Of course, what the he!!......I've decided if I make it to 80 it's all gravy after that. I'm gonna do all the things we're not suppose to do. Drink more booze, drive fast, take illegal drugs, and have unprotected sex with anything that moves. Whoo-hoo!
you didn't live in the 70's did you? :lol: :lol:
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Post by Desdamona »

This is an old story (2006). The Villages PHC participates in our Club's
annual Beach Bash. They are certainly a lively bunch. Their volleyball
cheerleaders are always a big hit. Our president was a fill-in "girl" on
their team in 2006. We warned her not to get too physical on the court
with her teammates. :lol:

I was wondering if there was new "news".
I guess not. :roll:
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Post by Salukulady »

RinglingRingling wrote:
Salukulady wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Better educate those kids and start passing out condoms.

Of course, what the he!!......I've decided if I make it to 80 it's all gravy after that. I'm gonna do all the things we're not suppose to do. Drink more booze, drive fast, take illegal drugs, and have unprotected sex with anything that moves. Whoo-hoo!
you didn't live in the 70's did you? :lol: :lol:
Oh, yes I did! I miss those care free days. Everything was relatively cool until 1984......
d*m Steve Jobs...
very Orwellian.......
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Salukulady wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Salukulady wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
Salukulady wrote:Better educate those kids and start passing out condoms.

Of course, what the he!!......I've decided if I make it to 80 it's all gravy after that. I'm gonna do all the things we're not suppose to do. Drink more booze, drive fast, take illegal drugs, and have unprotected sex with anything that moves. Whoo-hoo!
you didn't live in the 70's did you? :lol: :lol:
Oh, yes I did! I miss those care free days. Everything was relatively cool until 1984......
d*m Steve Jobs...
very Orwellian.......
that flying hammer shattered the dreams of a lot of folks in the free love movement
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Post by C-Dawg »

reminds me of a joke..... :D


A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community.

A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'

He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'

'So, where were you all these years?'

'In prison,' he says.

'Why did they put you in prison?'

He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'

'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
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I know a guy that retired and moved to The Villages. :o :lol:
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chippewa wrote:I know a guy that retired and moved to The Villages. :o :lol:
Wonder if he's gettin' any.......
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

Hey, if I was in my 80s, I certainly would be a bit cavalier toward any substance, habit, or contagious disease that probably wouldn't kill me for 15-20 years...
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Post by Desdamona »

TropicalTroubador wrote:Hey, if I was in my 80s, I certainly would be a bit cavalier toward any substance, habit, or contagious disease that probably wouldn't kill me for 15-20 years...
I can certainly see that. But how about in your 60s?

I'm old enough to qualify for residency, but there's no way I'd want to live
somewhere that looks like Main Street at Disneyworld. Image [smilie=nope.gif] :roll:
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Post by Desdamona »

So, Gov. Palin is visiting The Villages this weekend, huh?
I hope someone warned her! :wink:
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Post by SharkOnLand »

Desdamona wrote:So, Gov. Palin is visiting The Villages this weekend, huh?
I hope someone warned her! :wink:
A LOT of old guys will be happy to see her, I'm sure.... :pirate:
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