New Office Hurricane Policy

2ParrotMedics · Post by **2ParrotMedics** » August 30, 2008 5:18 am

A little humor at the current situation: (Sent out by the Mayors office!!!!!!)

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you
avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be
provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.

Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.

Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

Have a Nice Day.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 30, 2008 4:39 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » September 6, 2008 9:23 pm

I hope they dont see this at my place of employment. It might give them ideas!

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » September 6, 2008 9:27 pm

Love it!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » September 6, 2008 9:30 pm

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » September 6, 2008 9:49 pm

unclejohn wrote: I hope they dont see this at my place of employment. It might give them ideas!

My Company wrote it.....

Trust me..

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » September 9, 2008 5:35 am