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psssst ... c'mon BITS ..... help me write this whole song .... it's soon to become the #1 tune in the u.s.a.
.... DON'T PLAY ME THAT HIP HOP - JUST GIVE ME SOME TROP ROCK - SOME TROPICAL TUNES THAT REMIND ME OF HOME ......
surfpirate wrote:psssst ... c'mon BITS ..... help me write this whole song .... it's soon to become the #1 tune in the u.s.a.
.... DON'T PLAY ME THAT HIP HOP - JUST GIVE ME SOME TROP ROCK - SOME TROPICAL TUNES THAT REMIND ME OF HOME ......
oh boy this is going to get very interesting!!!
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain
surfpirate wrote:psssst ... c'mon BITS ..... help me write this whole song .... it's soon to become the #1 tune in the u.s.a.
.... DON'T PLAY ME THAT HIP HOP - JUST GIVE ME SOME TROP ROCK - SOME TROPICAL TUNES THAT REMIND ME OF HOME ......
Here was my and Bit's attempt a few months ago...feel free to use any of it you want
C-Dawg wrote:I'd like to nominate a song as our National Anthem....I wrote it with the help of our Poet Laureate, 'Bits.......so, here it is......
CRITTERVILLE
Drinking some cheap wine,
Enjoyin' the sunshine;
Baking those wannabe’s all covered in oil.
Listenin’ to Jimmy, on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp–
They're beginnin' to boil.
We’re livin’ the goodlife here in BN Critterville,
Living life the way it’s meant to be.
Some people claim that we’re wastin’ away,
But I know, we’re all livin’ our dreams.
Get greeted by BG,
Wine served by Penny,
Ravi and Jack make the alcohol flow.
Big Phan helps us learn more,
Citcat's in the bookstore,
And Auntie's in charge of the entire show.
We’re livin’ the goodlife here in BN Critterville,
Living life the way it’s meant to be.
Some people claim that we’re wastin’ away,
But I know, we’re all livin’ our dreams.
C-Dawg runs a Dive shop,
’Bits hits the mail stops,
Shannon tells us how hot it’s gonna be,
Surfpirate’s got a surf shop,
Snowparrot can bar hop,
Drinking Rum Jumbies with Captain P.
We’re livin’ the goodlife here in BN Critterville,
Living life the way it’s meant to be.
Some people claim that we’re wastin’ away,
But I know, we’re all livin’ our dreams.
Yeah, some people claim that we're all wastin' away,
But I know we're all livin' our dreams.
surfpirate wrote:psssst ... c'mon BITS ..... help me write this whole song .... it's soon to become the #1 tune in the u.s.a.
.... DON'T PLAY ME THAT HIP HOP - JUST GIVE ME SOME TROP ROCK - SOME TROPICAL TUNES THAT REMIND ME OF HOME ......
Bring a uke and a steel drum
A bottle of good rum
Chill out on the beach and watch the surf turn to foam ....
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Critters in baggies
Lookin' all shaggy
Checkin' out the ocean, searchin' for curls
Arrive in a Woody
With cold beer and goodies
If surfin' ain't good, they just hang out with the girls
Last edited by alphabits on September 4, 2008 10:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Pinot Noir in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO"
Critters in baggies
Lookin' all shaggy
Checkin' out the ocean, searchin' for curls
Arrive in a Woody
With cold beer and goodies
If surfin' ain't good, they just hang out with the girls