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No joke, but what a punchline! :lol:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/n ... age07.html

Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage
By The Fresno Bee

FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."

Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.

The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.

He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
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uh.............. [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif] [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif] [smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]
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