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VanillaGrl wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:These PETA folks need to get back to the far more important work of going to biker bars and telling the misguided gents there to stop wearing leather, and going out into the forests and marshes of America to confront armed hunters in their blinds.

I dunno how I'd feel about human milk in ice cream, but I'm more than willing to take it straight from the tap. :pirate:
uhhh...no. They best not show up in any of my biker bars. :pirate:
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This won't be achieved overnight.

For one thing, dairy cows have been bred for milking capacity. They are also immobilized and pumped full of antibiotics and hormones to keep them producing large amounts of milk daily.

The change over will require some time. We will need to breed females for milking capacity and arrange for them to be immobilized and pumped full of antibiotics and hormones. We will also need to set up a system for the removal of their nursing young since we will want the milk for ourselves. Perhaps we can find an economic purpose for keeping them around.

The human rights questions (not to mention constitutional questions) surrounding this plan are complex. We will likely have to keep doing these things to cows until we get the human system up and running.
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All I can say is that, for the first time, I'm glad I'm lactose intolerant.
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Post by Desdamona »

flyboy55 wrote:This won't be achieved overnight.

For one thing, dairy cows have been bred for milking capacity. They are also immobilized and pumped full of antibiotics and hormones to keep them producing large amounts of milk daily.

The change over will require some time. We will need to breed females for milking capacity and arrange for them to be immobilized and pumped full of antibiotics and hormones. We will also need to set up a system for the removal of their nursing young since we will want the milk for ourselves. Perhaps we can find an economic purpose for keeping them around.

The human rights questions (not to mention constitutional questions) surrounding this plan are complex. We will likely have to keep doing these things to cows until we get the human system up and running.
You'd think the PETA folks would recruit these guys
for their newest publicity campaign...
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Although I'm surprised they aren't protesting
Chik Fil A's labor practices instead.
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

VanillaGrl wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:These PETA folks need to get back to the far more important work of going to biker bars and telling the misguided gents there to stop wearing leather, and going out into the forests and marshes of America to confront armed hunters in their blinds.

I dunno how I'd feel about human milk in ice cream, but I'm more than willing to take it straight from the tap. :pirate:
uhhh...no. They best not show up in any of my biker bars. :pirate:
On the plus side, they wouldn't have to show up at very many before the issue got resolved once and for all...:D
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Post by VanillaGrl »

TropicalTroubador wrote:
VanillaGrl wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:These PETA folks need to get back to the far more important work of going to biker bars and telling the misguided gents there to stop wearing leather, and going out into the forests and marshes of America to confront armed hunters in their blinds.

I dunno how I'd feel about human milk in ice cream, but I'm more than willing to take it straight from the tap. :pirate:
uhhh...no. They best not show up in any of my biker bars. :pirate:
On the plus side, they wouldn't have to show up at very many before the issue got resolved once and for all...:D
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Post by sonofabeach »

I tried my wife's milk years ago. It was not too good. And no it was not chocolate :lol:
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Post by Desdamona »

PETA Coffee Shop...? (R rated)
http://www.filecabi.net/video/titmilk270.html
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Post by blackjack »

Desdamona wrote:PETA Coffee Shop...? (R rated)
http://www.filecabi.net/video/titmilk270.html
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