2% are from Colorado

[MDown]

This is too funny. I know some people on this board will enjoy this!

A winter statistic:

98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS.



NOW:
You're from Colorado if you'll eat ice cream in the winter.

When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt.

It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.

You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.

You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them.

'Humid' is over 25%.

Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.

You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.

You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.

You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father's day.

You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.

You know what the Continental Divide is.

You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.

You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult.

You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.

You always know the elevation of where you are.

You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.

You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.

Every movie theater has military and student discounts.

Everybody wears jeans to church.

You actually know that ** South Park ** is a real place not just a show on TV.

You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder .

You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags.

A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.

Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.

When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.

You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.

FORWARD IF YOU LIVE IN OR ARE FROM COLORADO !!!

[Snowparrot]

Colorado must be pretty close to Canada, eh

[RinglingRingling]

Colorado must be pretty close to Canada, eh

and Montana.

[lilsalty]

Is there a place where Coors IS a big deal??

[SMLCHNG]

Is there a place where Coors IS a big deal??

Yes, Golden, CO.

So many of these are absolutely true!!

[dean_siu]

Is there a place where Coors IS a big deal??

When I was in high school, Coors was not sold east of the Mississippi River. When someone would score a case of Coors, it was a big deal! (Of course a case of any beer when we were underage was a big deal!)

[blackjack]

Is there a place where Coors IS a big deal??

When I was in high school, Coors was not sold east of the Mississippi River. When someone would score a case of Coors, it was a big deal! (Of course a case of any beer when we were underage was a big deal!)

The whole premise for Smokey & the Bandit was running to Texas to load up on Coors and bring it back East. Sail on Jerry Reed!

[blackjack]

Is there a place where Coors IS a big deal??

In my belly!!!!

[SharkOnLand]

Yes!

You always need to know the elevation!

[RinglingRingling]

Yes!

You always need to know the elevation!

Butte, MT. A mile high and a mile deep.

[C-Dawg]

This is too funny. I know some people on this board will enjoy this!

A winter statistic:

98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS.

It must be 97%.....you're forgetting the 1% from Vermont who say " Hold my BEER, we're going 4 wheelin'!!!!"

[Elrod]

I've been here a little over three years.

According to this list, I'm practically a native!

[Tequila Revenge]

This one's true in California

Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.

Pretty much a Western Mountain State list

[Wino you know]

[Tequila Revenge]

Is there a place where Coors IS a big deal??

DUH! Sam's calling it "Banquet" Must be better than any old beer

[Dutch Harbor PH]

Colorado must be pretty close to Canada, eh

and Montana.

I was kinda thinkin' Alaska myself........

[Tequila Revenge]

Colorado must be pretty close to Canada, eh

and Montana.

I was kinda thinkin' Alaska myself........

Never realized the hatred for the Raiders was so far reaching

[Dutch Harbor PH]

Colorado must be pretty close to Canada, eh

and Montana.

I was kinda thinkin' Alaska myself........

Never realized the hatred for the Raiders was so far reaching

Jesus Hates the yankees and the raiders.....

[Tequila Revenge]

Colorado must be pretty close to Canada, eh

and Montana.

I was kinda thinkin' Alaska myself........

Never realized the hatred for the Raiders was so far reaching

Jesus Hates the yankees and the raiders.....

It's the DH

[SMLCHNG]

This one's true in California

Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.

Pretty much a Western Mountain State list