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Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 5, 2008 11:28 am
by ragtopW
A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
Re: Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 5, 2008 12:08 pm
by CaptainP
We have a cat. I disagree with the following:
ragtopW wrote:A CAT always hits the litterbox.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
Posted: October 5, 2008 12:16 pm
by IrishPirate
Re: Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 5, 2008 2:04 pm
by ragtopW
CaptainP wrote:We have a cat. I disagree with the following:
ragtopW wrote:A CAT always hits the litterbox.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
I haven't had a cat in years...
Re: Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 5, 2008 3:23 pm
by RinglingRingling
ragtopW wrote:CaptainP wrote:We have a cat. I disagree with the following:
ragtopW wrote:A CAT always hits the litterbox.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
I haven't had a cat in years...
I avoid Chinese food for just that reason
Re: Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 5, 2008 7:00 pm
by ragtopW
RinglingRingling wrote:ragtopW wrote:CaptainP wrote:We have a cat. I disagree with the following:
ragtopW wrote:A CAT always hits the litterbox.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
I haven't had a cat in years...
I avoid Chinese food for just that reason
101 ways to Wok your cat..
Posted: October 5, 2008 7:11 pm
by flipflopgirl
Re: Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 5, 2008 7:19 pm
by RinglingRingling
ragtopW wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:ragtopW wrote:CaptainP wrote:We have a cat. I disagree with the following:
ragtopW wrote:A CAT always hits the litterbox.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
I haven't had a cat in years...
I avoid Chinese food for just that reason
101 ways to Wok your cat..
Soylent Green is Kitty...
Posted: October 5, 2008 11:09 pm
by GumboPirate
Re: Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Posted: October 6, 2008 2:51 pm
by TropicalTroubador
CaptainP wrote:We have a cat. I disagree with the following:
ragtopW wrote:A CAT always hits the litterbox.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
Agreed.
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