Wanna see my monkey?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 8:34 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
aeroparrot wrote:
VanillaGrl wrote:That's just about the coolest thing I've seen!!! I WANT your monkey!!!

I think bits won't mind.
Pieces might

Did it come with a pair of boxers?

The boxers were extra. I figured since the monkey was wearing pants there was no point in me doing it.

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » October 8, 2008 8:34 pm

Stupid question, but do monkeys really have opposable thumbs (toes) on their feet? Or is your monkey "special"?

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 8:38 pm

chippewa wrote:Stupid question, but do monkeys really have opposable thumbs (toes) on their feet? Or is your monkey "special"?

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies

Bonzo appears to have toe "thumbs". They don't seem to be opposed to anything.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 8, 2008 8:39 pm

chippewa wrote:Stupid question, but do monkeys really have opposable thumbs (toes) on their feet? Or is your monkey "special"?

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies

And if you look reaaaal close at the second picture...it almost looks like a reflection of a bong

Dutch Harbor PH · Post by **Dutch Harbor PH** » October 8, 2008 8:43 pm

alphabits wrote:
Dutch Harbor PH wrote:Uhhhh....Is it me or does that monkey have an electrical cord stuff up his wayhoooo?????
Well, I tried to find a cordless monkey but apparently, with all the monkeying around, they don't hold a charge.

Actually the power cord goes to the laptap which is sitting on top of the bar ..... so I guess technically that would make it a "bartop". Makes PWI much more efficient.

Whewwwww.....!!!!!! I was about to call the PETA Wooden Monkey Emergnecy Team.....

PHarmGirl · Post by **PHarmGirl** » October 8, 2008 8:44 pm

Sweet! Me likeee the monkeee!

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » October 8, 2008 8:44 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
chippewa wrote:Stupid question, but do monkeys really have opposable thumbs (toes) on their feet? Or is your monkey "special"?

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
And if you look reaaaal close at the second picture...it almost looks like a reflection of a bong

Better than the reflection of a pantless Bits.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 8:46 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
chippewa wrote:Stupid question, but do monkeys really have opposable thumbs (toes) on their feet? Or is your monkey "special"?

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
And if you look reaaaal close at the second picture...it almost looks like a reflection of a bong

If I had a bong I wouldn't need the monkey.
Actually the reflection would be a giant martini glass ..... filled with Kit Kats and Hershey Bars. Alcohol and chocolate ..... 2 out of 3 of my favorite vices.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 8, 2008 8:48 pm

chippewa wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
chippewa wrote:Stupid question, but do monkeys really have opposable thumbs (toes) on their feet? Or is your monkey "special"?

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
And if you look reaaaal close at the second picture...it almost looks like a reflection of a bong
Better than the reflection of a pantless Bits.

Amen

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » October 8, 2008 8:49 pm

Love it, Bits

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 8, 2008 8:56 pm

alphabits wrote: If I had a bong I wouldn't need the monkey.
Actually the reflection would be a giant martini glass ..... filled with Kit Kats and Hershey Bars. Alcohol and chocolate ..... 2 out of 3 of my favorite vices.

And the 3rd?

I hope that once you get the credit card bill for this...thing...you'll have sobered up and want to get your monkey, I mean money back.

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » October 8, 2008 9:01 pm

I was honored to get a sneak peak of your monkey

He looks pretty good with the added likker!!!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 9:03 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote: If I had a bong I wouldn't need the monkey.
Actually the reflection would be a giant martini glass ..... filled with Kit Kats and Hershey Bars. Alcohol and chocolate ..... 2 out of 3 of my favorite vices.
And the 3rd?

I hope that once you get the credit card bill for this...thing...you'll have sobered up and want to get your monkey, I mean money back.

She's sitting across the room from me.

Bonzo will be a permanent resident ..... he's already asked for his own room.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » October 8, 2008 9:06 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote: If I had a bong I wouldn't need the monkey.
Actually the reflection would be a giant martini glass ..... filled with Kit Kats and Hershey Bars. Alcohol and chocolate ..... 2 out of 3 of my favorite vices.
And the 3rd?

I hope that once you get the credit card bill for this...thing...you'll have sobered up and want to get your monkey, I mean money back.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 8, 2008 9:12 pm

alphabits wrote:
She's sitting across the room from me.

Bonzo will be a permanent resident ..... he's already asked for his own room.

She's sitting across the room from you because you bought a damn monkey...don't you get it?

HELLO!!!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 9:17 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote:
She's sitting across the room from me.

Bonzo will be a permanent resident ..... he's already asked for his own room.
She's sitting across the room from you because you bought a damn monkey...don't you get it?

HELLO!!!

So it wasn't just the beans?

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » October 8, 2008 9:29 pm

alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote:
She's sitting across the room from me.

Bonzo will be a permanent resident ..... he's already asked for his own room.
She's sitting across the room from you because you bought a damn monkey...don't you get it?

HELLO!!!
So it wasn't just the beans?

burritos???

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » October 8, 2008 9:33 pm

So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 8, 2008 9:39 pm

docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????

I've heard through the grapevine that she doesn't like a short monkey...

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 9:43 pm

docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????

It's all her fault.
She found it in the store.
She brought it to my attention.
And she made me drink all those margaritas.
Which lowered my resistance to frivolous purchases.
Thereby guaranteeing that I'd want to buy it.
So I blame her.

Besides, she thinks it's pretty damn funny!