Wanna see my monkey?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 9:44 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
I've heard through the grapevine that she doesn't like a short monkey...

Hey, it's not THAT short!
And it has a wide stance.

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » October 8, 2008 9:45 pm

alphabits wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
It's all her fault.
She found it in the store.
She brought it to my attention.
And she made me drink all those margaritas.
Which lowered my resistance to frivolous purchases.
Thereby guaranteeing that I'd want to buy it.
So I blame her.

Besides, she thinks it's pretty damn funny!

I knew I liked her

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 9:53 pm

springparrot wrote:
alphabits wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
It's all her fault.
She found it in the store.
She brought it to my attention.
And she made me drink all those margaritas.
Which lowered my resistance to frivolous purchases.
Thereby guaranteeing that I'd want to buy it.
So I blame her.

Besides, she thinks it's pretty damn funny!
I knew I liked her

And she couldn't really complain .... the lamps she bought (which were the reason we were in the store in the first place) cost twice as much as the monkey. Of course, maybe we didn't really NEED a monkey ......

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » October 8, 2008 9:59 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Bits are you going to bring the monkey on the cruise????????????

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 10:01 pm

flipflopgirl wrote: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Bits are you going to bring the monkey on the cruise????????????

Hell no, he looks like he's the gossipy type.
What happens on the cruise, stays on the cruise.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » October 8, 2008 10:04 pm

alphabits wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Bits are you going to bring the monkey on the cruise????????????
Hell no, he looks like he's the gossipy type.
What happens on the cruise, stays on the cruise.

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » October 8, 2008 10:07 pm

alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
I've heard through the grapevine that she doesn't like a short monkey...
Hey, it's not THAT short!
And it has a wide stance.

ahem

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » October 8, 2008 10:10 pm

PHAW Webmistress wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
I've heard through the grapevine that she doesn't like a short monkey...
Hey, it's not THAT short!
And it has a wide stance.
ahem

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 8, 2008 10:14 pm

PHAW Webmistress wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
I've heard through the grapevine that she doesn't like a short monkey...
Hey, it's not THAT short!
And it has a wide stance.
ahem

Ah, it's OK ..... I don't think the monkey is that much taller than you.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 9, 2008 8:06 am

I thought it rather ironic that on MSN, one of the Popular Searches was this.

Monkey Waiters

Yat and Fuku Chan

And on a side note, if your monkey is bad, does it get spanked?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 9, 2008 8:46 am

Gulfbreeze wrote:I thought it rather ironic that on MSN, one of the Popular Searches was this.

Monkey Waiters

Yat and Fuku Chan

And on a side note, if your monkey is bad, does it get spanked?

Depends on how bad he is. If he's naughty, he spanks himself. If he's really bad, someone else spanks him.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » October 9, 2008 8:52 am

Any relation?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 9, 2008 9:08 am

pbans wrote:Any relation?

Bonzo says they don't like to talk about that side of the family.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 9, 2008 9:13 am

According to the little instruction sheet (for attaching the base and tray) that was in the box, the monkey's official name is: Rothchild the Chimp
We've decided only to address him as Rothchild when it's a formal gathering. At all other times, he'll just be Bonzo.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » October 9, 2008 9:19 am

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » October 9, 2008 9:25 am

I think I'd be uncomfortable letting a man hold my monkey. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » October 9, 2008 4:10 pm

Quit monkeyin' around . . .

citcat · Post by **citcat** » October 9, 2008 4:55 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:
PHAW Webmistress wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:So, what does Connie really think about that Monkey??????
I've heard through the grapevine that she doesn't like a short monkey...
Hey, it's not THAT short!
And it has a wide stance.
ahem

But don't his pants fit nice ?

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » October 10, 2008 11:56 am

this just makes me laugh!!!!!

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » October 10, 2008 2:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEK54uDfqP4