A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

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ragtopW
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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."
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No, I have a little girl, not a little boy. Oh... I thought the punchline was about me. Sorry! :lol:
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:o :o :lol: :lol:
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Re: A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

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ragtopW wrote:A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."
Not my kid, but hopefully my nephew. I could use a good wingman.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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