One of his more popular ones isSuperTrooper wrote:Lewis Black had it right when he said about presidential elections:
"It's like having two piles of $hit and trying to decide which one smells the least!"
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"The Democrats spend like a bunch of drunken sailors, and the Republicans spend like a bunch of drunken Democrats."
I've been told by people who supposedly were there that when I was a sailor, I'd gotten drunk and bought the Brooklyn Bridge, the Tower of London, and Finnean's Rainbow.
But I don't remember.


