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East Texas Parrothead wrote:This has been one of the best acceptance speeches I have ever heard in my 56 years on this planet ...

What other planets have you been on?

I just read this article from The Onion. From my perspective, it's amazing just how accurate this "humor" article is.

Nation Finally (Crappy) Enough To Make Social Progress

captenuta wrote:

East Texas Parrothead wrote:This has been one of the best acceptance speeches I have ever heard in my 56 years on this planet ...

What other planets have you been on?

Uranus?

FunkHouse9 wrote:I just read this article from The Onion. From my perspective, it's amazing just how accurate this "humor" article is.

Nation Finally (Crappy) Enough To Make Social Progress

Bingo!

I'm an Altered Boy wrote:

captenuta wrote:

East Texas Parrothead wrote:This has been one of the best acceptance speeches I have ever heard in my 56 years on this planet ...

What other planets have you been on?

Uranus?

It was reported recently that plant life has been discovered there.......

Great Read

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/w ... index.html

I'm done.
My wife bought me my first IPOD which my daughter will fill with The Beatles and Jimmy Buffett.
I am going out tonight to buy new speakers for my home theater.

Its time for me to escape from all this political junk.

I'll just be like the fool on the hill and watch the world spin around.

LIPH wrote:

I'm an Altered Boy wrote:darn, I thought the election was next week

If it's any consolation, I'm hoping to be elected head dirty old man. Can I count on your vote? maybe "head" was a poor choice of words

If I vote for you twice, can I get a position in the cabinet? Preferably, the liquor cabinet.

Salukulady wrote:

I'm an Altered Boy wrote:

captenuta wrote:

East Texas Parrothead wrote:This has been one of the best acceptance speeches I have ever heard in my 56 years on this planet ...

What other planets have you been on?

Uranus?

It was reported recently that plant life has been discovered there.......

..... and a cranium or two.

alphabits wrote:

LIPH wrote:

I'm an Altered Boy wrote:darn, I thought the election was next week

If it's any consolation, I'm hoping to be elected head dirty old man. Can I count on your vote? maybe "head" was a poor choice of words

If I vote for you twice, can I get a position in the cabinet? Preferably, the liquor cabinet.

As long as you leave the damn monkey home.

LIPH wrote:

alphabits wrote:

LIPH wrote:

I'm an Altered Boy wrote:darn, I thought the election was next week

If it's any consolation, I'm hoping to be elected head dirty old man. Can I count on your vote? maybe "head" was a poor choice of words

If I vote for you twice, can I get a position in the cabinet? Preferably, the liquor cabinet.

As long as you leave the damn monkey home.

Deal! Poor Bonzo .... the first casualty of a new administration.

alphabits wrote: Deal! Poor Bonzo .... the first casualty of a new administration.

. .

. .I just spewed small bits of Dorito on my screen . . ! !

One more thing before I go....

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Black and White

The ink is black
The page is white
Together we learn to read and write
The child is black
The child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight

And now a child can understand
That this is the law of all the land
All the land

The world is black
The world is white
It turns by day and then by night
The child is black
The child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light

And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of liberty
The world is black
The world is white
It turns by day and then by night
The child is black
The child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight

The world is black
The world is white
Tt turns by day and the by night
The child is black
The child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light

buffettbride wrote:

East Texas Parrothead wrote: President Bush vowed to cooperate 100%, which is more than Clinton's people did when they had to leave D.C. ... I think that really shows class.

Like removing all the "W"s from all the keyboards?

All that stuff turned out to be Fox News Propaganda, like they stole the dishes and other things, don't believe everything you get emailed to you.

BrianM wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

East Texas Parrothead wrote: President Bush vowed to cooperate 100%, which is more than Clinton's people did when they had to leave D.C. ... I think that really shows class.

Like removing all the "W"s from all the keyboards?

All that stuff turned out to be Fox News Propaganda, like they stole the dishes and other things, don't believe everything you get emailed to you.

Unfortunately it wasn't, cousin worked for Cheney and verified it firsthand.

green1 wrote:

BrianM wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

East Texas Parrothead wrote: President Bush vowed to cooperate 100%, which is more than Clinton's people did when they had to leave D.C. ... I think that really shows class.

Like removing all the "W"s from all the keyboards?

All that stuff turned out to be Fox News Propaganda, like they stole the dishes and other things, don't believe everything you get emailed to you.

Unfortunately it wasn't, cousin worked for Cheney and verified it firsthand.

I know people who worked on the hill during that time. It wasn't pretty. Juvenile.

UAHparrothead wrote:Damn, I haven't seen so many angry rednecks since they cancelled The Jeff Foxworty Show. (Not on here but in my life in general.)

jackiesic wrote:

I'm not sure why your signature picture is using an upside down flag. It implies the country is in distress, which we are not. You are distressed, displeased, or otherwise, but our country is not in distress (and certainly not for the reasons which you are likely implying).

http://www.usa-flag-site.org/etiquette.shtml

buffettbride wrote:

jackiesic wrote:

I'm not sure why your signature picture is using an upside down flag. It implies the country is in distress, which we are not. You are distressed, displeased, or otherwise, but our country is not in distress (and certainly not for the reasons which you are likely implying).

http://www.usa-flag-site.org/etiquette.shtml

Actually BB it does not mean the country is in distress. It is a distress signal. A boat without communications and in dire need of help could fly the flag upside down correctly without it implying the country is in distress. I disagree with Jackie's use of the image, but if she feels personally in distress, technically she is correct in that usage. As gut turning as it is to me, given that her image is used to express distress over the legally elected President-elect of this country. As though the simple execution of the rights of the citizenry were cause for such distress.