I was so depressed last night thinking about the election, I called
Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Depressed about the Election ;-)
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Depressed about the Election ;-)
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Re: Depressed about the Election ;-)
jackiesic wrote:I was so depressed last night thinking about the election, I called
Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Re: Depressed about the Election ;-)
love itjackiesic wrote:I was so depressed last night thinking about the election, I called
Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Re: Depressed about the Election ;-)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!jackiesic wrote:I was so depressed last night thinking about the election, I called
Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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