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An old timer was sitting in a rocking store in a general store out in the country. A nicely dressed city slicker walks in.

The old timer asks, "Can I help you?"

The city slicker says, "Can you tell me the quickest way to Deer Lake?"

The old timer asks, "Are you drivin' or walkin'?"

The city slicker answers, "Driving."

The old timer says, "Well, that's the quickest way."

I think I know that old man or at least his brother

This joke actually reminded me of an old Beverly Hillbillies show. Jethro was seeing a psychiatrist who was asking him questions about family problems, especially things that made him angry.

Jethro said that he did get mad when Ellie Mae whupped the tar outa him.

The psychiatrist had already met Ellie Mae and asked Jethro, "Are you stating that you engage that danty young creature in combat and she emerges victorious?"

Jethro (with a puzzzled look) said, "No, but she can whup the tar outa me."

palmettopirate wrote:An old timer was sitting in a rocking store in a general store out in the country. A nicely dressed city slicker walks in.

The old timer asks, "Can I help you?"

The city slicker says, "Can you tell me the quickest way to Deer Lake?"

The old timer asks, "Are you drivin' or walkin'?"

The city slicker answers, "Driving."

The old timer says, "Well, that's the quickest way."

I live with that old guy. It's a totally typical No Parrot answer!