Aliens Cause Global Warming

krusin1 · Post by **krusin1** » November 7, 2008 2:47 pm

Posted this in the Sail On thread for Michael Crichton, but on second thought, it deserves a thread of its own...

Aliens Cause Global Warming

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122603134258207975.html

citcat · Post by **citcat** » November 7, 2008 6:20 pm

Well, I don't know about that, but they DO cause bruises on my arms every time they abduct me.

good way to keep them out of your house: put aluminum foil on the ends of your couches.

oh man I hope nobody takes me seriously.........

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » November 7, 2008 7:36 pm

citcat wrote:Well, I don't know about that, but they DO cause bruises on my arms every time they abduct me.

good way to keep them out of your house: put aluminum foil on the ends of your couches.

oh man I hope nobody takes me seriously.........

I really should have read your ENTIRE post before I executed my alien protection plan.

Can you re-use aluminum foil that's been wrapped around your couch?

citcat · Post by **citcat** » November 10, 2008 12:53 pm

alphabits wrote:
citcat wrote:Well, I don't know about that, but they DO cause bruises on my arms every time they abduct me.

good way to keep them out of your house: put aluminum foil on the ends of your couches.

oh man I hope nobody takes me seriously.........

I really should have read your ENTIRE post before I executed my alien protection plan.

Can you re-use aluminum foil that's been wrapped around your couch?

No. All the ions are out of it after a few weeks. You can use the aluminum foil to line your kitty litter pan, if you want to keep your cat from becoming one of them.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » November 10, 2008 1:04 pm

citcat wrote:
alphabits wrote:
citcat wrote:Well, I don't know about that, but they DO cause bruises on my arms every time they abduct me.

good way to keep them out of your house: put aluminum foil on the ends of your couches.

oh man I hope nobody takes me seriously.........

I really should have read your ENTIRE post before I executed my alien protection plan.

Can you re-use aluminum foil that's been wrapped around your couch?
No. All the ions are out of it after a few weeks. You can use the aluminum foil to line your kitty litter pan, if you want to keep your cat from becoming one of them.

I'm gonna need a bigger litter box.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » November 10, 2008 1:22 pm

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » November 10, 2008 1:29 pm

wow.

Sounded more like L. Ron Hubbard than anything else,
but what else would you expect from a science fiction writer/fanboy