Once a Marine Always a Marine
Posted: November 16, 2008 12:21 pm
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE,
and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to s u c k the
life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say
tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
"Mission Accomplished."
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE,
and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to s u c k the
life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say
tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
"Mission Accomplished."
