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Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving

Posted: November 19, 2008 9:24 am
by PerfectPartner
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

This is a bit suggestive- consider yourself warned. HA!







1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Oh!,The things you can do with Cool Whip !

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready...

EVERYTHING IS LEGITIMATE - GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! __________________

Posted: November 19, 2008 12:33 pm
by GumboPirate
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: November 20, 2008 4:34 pm
by Wino you know
You've GOT to love Thanksgiving.
It's THE one holiday where a guy can eat like a pig, drink like a fish, watch football, have sex, take a nap, and not have to buy anyone a G.D. GIFT!

Posted: November 21, 2008 3:15 am
by flipflopgirl
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: November 21, 2008 5:56 am
by aeroparrot
The gutter is where I live.