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A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in Utah.

Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

; Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often,
and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement);

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie."

Best one I've heard in a while!!!

FunkHouse9 wrote:Best one I've heard in a while!!!

Thanks Dave! How is that little beautiful girl of yours?

karat wrote:

FunkHouse9 wrote:Best one I've heard in a while!!!

Thanks Dave! How is that little beautiful girl of yours?

She's good. Standing and nearly talking. I've got a lot of new pics on my myspace you can take a peek at if you want.

By the way, who's Dave?

Jeez... My first ophicial BN friend and you've already forgotten who I am. You've met too many people here Rhonda!

FunkHouse9 wrote:

karat wrote:

FunkHouse9 wrote:Best one I've heard in a while!!!

Thanks Dave! How is that little beautiful girl of yours?

She's good. Standing and nearly talking. I've got a lot of new pics on my myspace you can take a peek at if you want.

By the way, who's Dave?

Jeez... My first ophicial BN friend and you've already forgotten who I am. You've met too many people here Rhonda!

JEFF JEFF JEFF, I meant JEFF!!!
Your friend you brought to PGH is Dave...Oh god...I'm going to bed - may be the brain cells will work after a little rest!

FunkHouse9 wrote:

karat wrote:

FunkHouse9 wrote:Best one I've heard in a while!!!

Thanks Dave! How is that little beautiful girl of yours?

She's good. Standing and nearly talking. I've got a lot of new pics on my myspace you can take a peek at if you want.

By the way, who's Dave?

Jeez... My first ophicial BN friend and you've already forgotten who I am. You've met too many people here Rhonda!

"Dave's not here, man..."

karat wrote:

FunkHouse9 wrote:

karat wrote:

FunkHouse9 wrote:Best one I've heard in a while!!!

Thanks Dave! How is that little beautiful girl of yours?

She's good. Standing and nearly talking. I've got a lot of new pics on my myspace you can take a peek at if you want.

By the way, who's Dave?

Jeez... My first ophicial BN friend and you've already forgotten who I am. You've met too many people here Rhonda!

JEFF JEFF JEFF, I meant JEFF!!!
Your friend you brought to PGH is Dave...Oh god...I'm going to bed - may be the brain cells will work after a little rest!

Well.... not exactly. My friend was John. But... I did become friends with BraveDave at PGH. There was lots of alcohol involved. I don't remember many names either.