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MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

I asked you to not share that PM I sent you about how my morning went. That's the last time I trust a pirate!

'.......I'm a 60 second man, oh baby a 60 second Man!!!!!...."

Ahhhh....you wonder why it's called the blues...?!?!?!?

Two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven! That's my motto.

Dutch Harbor PH wrote:'.......I'm a 60 second man, oh baby a 60 second Man!!!!!...."

Ahhhh....you wonder why it's called the blues...?!?!?!?

Is this a new Bud Light commercial? Mr. 60 second man? Better than Mr. Premature Ejac.... never mind

So, was that a soft boiled egg?

Tequila Revenge wrote:

Dutch Harbor PH wrote:'.......I'm a 60 second man, oh baby a 60 second Man!!!!!...."

Ahhhh....you wonder why it's called the blues...?!?!?!?

Is this a new Bud Light commercial? Mr. 60 second man? Better than Mr. Premature Ejac.... never mind

She calls him "Superman"...because he's faster than a speeding bullet.

Note to self:

Ask for eggs for breakfast every morning and don't replace the egg timer!